“How many runs do we need for it to be safe to bring in one of the gas cans sitting down the left field line?”

My rule of thumb is 9 runs. Thats two grand slams on 1 kicker.

“i really think tolbert getting promoted back up hurt our teams chemistry, just an opinion, but before he returned we were pretty hot and hitting, since he came back we’ve been in a slump, just like he has been since gardy awarded him the final roster spot in spring training. the guy just isn’t ready”

Tolbert didn’t rejoin the team until September 1, the day before the Toronto series, I think the Twins were already playing bad without Tolberts help since he wasn’t even there.

Tolbert has hardly played, how can you blame him for the twins losing?

Been called that ever since high school.

Not real sure why. Even my mom took to calling me that.

How about “we don’t like guys who have killed our team and blown tons of leads the last month” bitches?