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Pet Peeve a da Week: Traffic (and Madness)

Thursday, January 24th, 2008

Avoiding rush-hour traffic is one of the better perks of the freelance lifestyle. Seldom must this scribbler enter the iron-ant swarm between 7 and 10 am… This morning was different.

Two hours to drive the 60-mile round trip to Stillwater. How do you folks do it? Dental work–the comfy chair, that bright light in your eyes, the smell of tooth-dust honed off by a screaming drill–is more comforting than moving inch by inch in a school of cars that’ll do 100 now forced to go 10, or 5, or 0.

Road rage is easy to understand when you have somewhere to go and no way to get there other than creep–which has prompted my theory that traffic jams cause vampirism:

The early vampires were ordinary commuters who went mad from daytime carriage traffic and took to travelling only at night. The whole bloodsucking thing arose incidentally–Transylvanian restaurants close early.

Honestly, how long can you sit in gridlock accomplishing nothing before you start wishing you could fly over the blockade or give some rude driver a good chomp?

3 Responses to "Pet Peeve a da Week: Traffic (and Madness)"

Dave G says:

January 24th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

Goodness, had a run in with some tight traffic, did we?

I make the drive from northern Lakeville to the intersection of Hwy 55 and Hwy 100 every day. You probably wouldn’t like my commute either. I go north on Cedar, then West on 494 to 100, then North to my destination. In the evening, I reverse it. It ALWAYS takes longer in the evening than it does in the morning. If I could avoid Cedar in the morning, I would, but I’ve got to get across the river, and 35W is usually more congested than Cedar in the morning.

I’ve come to the point where I simply don’t let it get to me. What good does fretting do? I just turn on some classical music and go with the flow.

If I could telecommute, I would however.

Frank Lee says:

January 24th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

Breeders must like it like that. :rolleyes:

Kris Palmer says:

January 25th, 2008 at 9:59 am

Yeah Dave, I exaggerate a little for fun. Most of the time I try to do exactly as you do–and that’s the best approach. You can’t jump over it; you can’t go through it. Traffic is what it is, so I try to go with the flow and, as you suggest, listen to music and think.

I’m not as good at it in stop-and-go, perhaps because you have to pay so much attention to the traffic’s fits and starts, but long journeys are ideal for letting one’s mind run and making long range plans on car and work and home projects, etc. There are some benefits to even mundane time in a vehicle.

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MotorMouth Kris Palmer, freelance auto writer and editor, blogs about vintage cars, the collectible auto scene and just about anything else that goes vroom.

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