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November 2008


Set Aside 4.5 Minutes…

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

And watch this drifting video:

http://tinyurl.com/5fngae

Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Zero Emissions Racers for Sale

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

Here’s something cool. A collection of zero-emissions racers up for online auction. They include gravity, pneumatic and electric powered vehicles.

Presently the Chinese-built Taichi Rhythm China Beat pneumatic racer has the highest bid. It’s the coolest looking in my book, though Porsche’s creation’s got a lotta style. And you gotta love a gravity-powered Bentley styled like a Formula One car:

http://motors.shop.ebay.com/merchant/zer.collection

(Thanks to Sports Car Market for the heads-up on this one.)

A Thanksgiving Wish

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

May all visitors to this site have a fine Thanksgiving with family or friends.

Whether your favorite cars sit in rows in a big garage or hang in photos on your wall or form only pleasant dreams, may you find things tomorrow to be thankful for.

As long as we have a few folks we can join for a meal, and trade a word and a smile, things are not so bad, for many in the world do not have even that.

Happy Thanksgiving

How to Lock Your Bike (Bicycle)

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

It’s a little late in the year for this post. Oh well. I’ve tried to title it in a way that will be easily found from any locale, at any time. Still, just yesterday I saw a bike locked up in downtown Minneapolis that was an easy target for thieves.

Although gas prices are down, lots of people are bicycling to work and elsewhere to save money. Many newcomers don’t know how to lock up a bike securely. It matters because bikes are a high crime item.

When I was at U of M, I biked there every single day for three years. I heard of many bike thefts and observed the aftermath of many more–e.g., bikes missing wheels, seats, other parts, and occasionally, everything but a wheel because that’s all the novice lock-user secured with it.

So here’s my list of tried-in-the-field pointers. Other people may have modifications to this list, but these techniques have worked for me for almost 20 theft-free years.

First the lock. Buy a sturdy U-shaped lock. I use a Kryptonite now and had a Master during school. Don’t use a cable–a stout bolt cutter will go through it like scissors through kite string.

Quick-release items are easy pickin’s for thieves and they’ll steal anything. If you rarely need to break your bike down, replace the seat-tube release with a bolt. Yes, thieves can remove it with the right wrench but very few bother to do so (mine’s never been taken).

They will steal your front wheel. Either replace the front quick-release with a bolt-in axle or remove the front wheel and lock it with the frame and rear wheel every time you park it. Another option I used in school is a little device that replaces the quick-release lever with a special piece operated by an Allen wrench. The Allen wrench is drilled out and the portion of the release mechanism that stays with the bike has a stud through the hole so a standard Allen doesn’t work.

The goal when locking is to lock to something sturdy and to have the lock pass through (encompass) any wheel with a quick release, and the frame. I always remove the front wheel, set it next to the rear drop-out, and run the lock around the front wheel, rear wheel, and rear drop-out frame member. Have a bike shop technician show you how to remove and replace the quick-release front wheel safely.

DON’T just drape the lock over the top tube! As not to encourage more thieves, I will not explain how they overcome your lock when you do that, but it’s quickly done. A guy in my class at U of M got a brand new Specialized mountain bike stolen from the front of the Law School because he locked it this way. You don’t want a lot of empty space or play inside the lock–between the U-shaped and straight lock pieces. When you have both wheels and the rear drop-out plus a pole or bike rack in there, it’s much more difficult to overcome a good U-lock.

Finally, you get what you pay for. A really cheap dime-store U-lock is easier to break open than a high-quality (and therefore higher priced) one. Get a good one and send in the warranty card.

Ride on!

A Four-Place Horse

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

We all have friends whose hard work pays off. Some of these guys, the car fans, line up something with a prancing horse on it.

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My friend Mark detailed Ferraris in high school and house-sat for the dealership’s owner. He got to wash some amazing cars and get behind the wheel of a few too. But his plans were a little bigger. Someday he was going to own his own Italian sports car–one with Enzo’s last name on it.

mondial2.jpgWhen the time came, he had a wife and son, so a two-seater had one bucket too few. The answer was a Mondial. Here it is. As you might expect of a seasoned detailer, he has it looking like it was built last week.

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The Mondial is an interesting car. A little off radar with the four-place seating, but that exposed-gate shifter and 180 mph speedometer remind you you’re in a Ferrari. If he throws me the keys, I’ll catch ‘em. (Course, he’s on the other side of the world, so it’ll have to be a pretty big throw.)

Here’s some interesting links on the Mondial. In this piece, MSN calls it one of the top 50 cars of the 1980s, while here, Time Magazine had a different impression. IMHO, whoever wrote the Time piece isn’t much fun at a party.

And Then There Were (Not) Three?

Friday, November 21st, 2008

In the 100 years-plus since there have been cars, a lot of names have come and gone. We’ve talked about them here. Some were small, mostly novelties; others were serious machines in their time. Duesenberg built a wonderful car, Tucker had the right idea, Plymouth slugged it out for years and Oldmobile even more years.

All are gone, as are Triumph, Austin, Sunbeam….

Reader JB asks that we touch upon this momentous time when all of the Big Three are imperiled and the chance of at least one of them disappearing in the near future seems possible if not probable.

There are volumes to be written here. A piece in the NYTimes compared the Big Three today with British Leyland in the 1980s. It had labor troubles, deep debt; its cars were not keeping pace with the imports in sales or technology. The government stepped up with billions but it did not save the collection of brands gathered under the name.

It’s no secret that manufacturing is a vanishing segment of our economy. I laugh sometimes that Wal-Mart founder Sam Walton’s biography is called Made in America. As with any other store, a team of trained investigators will have some searching to do finding a non-food product in Wal-Mart that lives up to the bio’s name.

Our auto workers have made the machines that hauled our goods and families and visitors, and did our work building this country, for generation upon generation. Now, other countries can pay their workers less. Newer manufacturers have newer facilities. Their countries impose fewer restrictions. Yet their cars are not selling well now either. Imported cars are piling up in U.S. ports without buyers. Dealers don’t have room for them.

All of the auto makers in the world are lean right now. Many are asking for help.  There are exciting ideas, and public demand, for new technologies but R&D is an expensive enterprise that takes years to make back the investment.

Some consolidation in our market seems inevitable, sooner or later. No matter how good current models or plans or designs, the Big Three are all short on capital. Fighting back in a competitive market and rising above competitors takes money—for new technology, upgrading facilities, paying down debt, meeting salaries, recruiting new talent, and selling both your brand and your product to a financially strapped public.

There are some harsh words being traded on the Hill about bailing out the white collar segment and letting blue collar workers founder. And other voices asking whether the money will lead to recovery, or just prolong the period before restructuring.

Obviously this is a dark time for car fans, classic fans in particular. We revere these brands that we have known and loved and learned all our lives.

My Guestbook is Middle Class

Friday, November 21st, 2008

When we were kids, my mother would sometimes say as she walked out of an unusual movie with my brother and me, “whoever wrote that must have been on drugs.”

She never learned to use a computer, but if she were around using one today, I’m sure she’d have that comment for most of the spam that plagues our inboxes. I’ve spoken of this before.

The one that caught my eye today says, “Your guestbook is example of middle-class guestbooks. Congratulation!” (no “s”).

I think more than drugs is at work here.

These words do form a sentence but they communicate no intelligible thought. They convey no meaning. Either they have been typed and propagated by a person heckling us from some remote country where no English is spoken and the words are just jumbled together from English internet content, or it’s randomly generated by a computer.

Either way, someone is responsible for it, which is incomprehensible. Those advertising something, OK, you’re just annoying me and I’m going to delete your post like every other living being who receives it without even considering opening it.

But these scores of messages that communicate nothing really top the list for fruitless human behavior. Some artists, like Yeats, for example, and a meaningful percentage of the rock ‘n’ roll catalog, were in fact on drugs. Saying that of spam writers gives them too much credit. They’re on a campaign to squander human productivity.

‘Nother Use for a Vette

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

[Reader Vern found the new n2a offering very Aston Martin-y. So I’ve posted their road rocket below the Anteros for comparison. Thanks, K]

Because of their superlative out-of-the-box performance, Corvettes make a great base for a custom car. If you didn’t blow that spare 200,000 bucks on the ex-drag car Tempest in the post below, maybe you’d like to consider an Anteros.

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This new look for the Vette comes from n2A Motors, the crew who brought us the 789, a custom design inspired by Chevy models from the last 3 years of the ’50s. (We talked about that car at the start of the year.) Anteros looks like a lotta go for the money.

[Body double–the Aston Martin DBS? I love British cars and a DB5 will never get booted outta my garage. In this contest though, I kinda like the Anteros–little more curve, little less busy.]

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Six-Figure Junker (’63 Tempest)

Friday, November 14th, 2008

The internet world has expanded the venues where dreamers imagine hitting the jackpot, getting that Irish Sweepstakes/Powerball/Gold at the Rainbow’s End score that makes all our cares of meeting the mortgage, paying for college, covering that repair bill or health emergency recede from our minds.

The ‘63 Pontiac Tempest hasn’t lit up the collector car world like its kin, the ‘64-on GTO or the early Firebird or Trans-Am have. This car and its Buick and Olds cousins, the Skylark, Special and F-85, regularly trade hands for several thousand bucks in decent shape.

Imagine then posting a faded, dinged up, engine- and transmission-free ‘63 Tempest on eBay and watching the bids climb from lawn-mowing money to a very respectable year’s salary.

This is what just happened on eBay for a Michigan seller who bought an ex-drag car Tempest when its previous owner passed away. Bidding started at 500 bucks. The seller must have fallen off his chair when the winning bidder pushed that by another $226,000.

In their exchanges with the seller, bidders hot for old race machines sleuthed their way to the conclusion that this anonymous, faded Tempest was likely the former drag-race champion car campaigned by Stan Antlocer.

For a one-of-kind car like that, souring economy or no, deep-pocket collectors are willing to smash their biggest piggy bank. At least until eBay takes down the post, here’s the auction. Check out the Q&A…. (For comparison, here’s a complete ‘63 Tempest drag car — built up and very non-stock — that runs sub-10 in the 1/4.)

Exciting day in cyberspace.

High on Low

Tuesday, November 11th, 2008

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Hot rodders, customizers and restorers look at cars through transformative eyes, seeing not just what is but what shall be.

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Nowhere is the mind’s drafting table more active than in the low-rider community. Yeah, low rider fans do paint; yeah they do ’glass work; yeah they refurbish and hop up and engrave, embroider, pinstripe and chrome. But this crew also re-crafts the very way that automobiles move.


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Take hopping. Frogs hop. Grasshoppers hop. Kids hop. Walk into a Lexus or Mercedes dealer and ask to see an LS 460 or S-Class sedan hop and you’ll get some pretty strange looks. Those cars do many things well, but they don’t hop. No car does—unless it’s a low rider.
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With undercarriage reinforcements and some serious hydraulic lifts at the corners, a low rider can hop. It can pop the front end five feet off the ground. Some can leap up, all four wheels at once. Or they can rock back on one wheel and pull the diagonal tire all the way off the ground—a foot or more. Even the show cars, not built for hard knocks, can rise up to clear the deepest driveway dip or drop down low enough to make Jiminy doff his cricket top hat.
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And low riders can dance too, gyrating and pivoting like a living artist.

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For a hard-copy “Locals in Motion” piece, I talked to Rollerz Only’s Minnesota chapter founder, Rickie Sanders. With a couple phone calls, Rickie put together a half-dozen cars and a lot of cool guys who are into their rides. The ’59 Impala here was a trophy winner at last month’s Low-Rider Magazine Super Show in Las Vegas. My aunt had a ’59 Impala. While it was a convertible, black with red interior and a white top, it wasn’t this cool.

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Even Sanders’ kids have low rider bikes. I’ve probably owned ten bicycles in my life, but nothing had flash like this. These low fliers got more style than all the scooters in Quadrophenia.

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In the summer months, the Rollerz cruise with the guys and their families whenever they can. Come winter, it’s time to turn wrenches and build cars for next year. Keep an eye out for this club. You’re gonna see some sweet rides with different strides.

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MotorMouth Kris Palmer, freelance auto writer and editor, blogs about vintage cars, the collectible auto scene and just about anything else that goes vroom.

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