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In the Shop….

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

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When the snow flies and the garage doors go down, it’s fun to pop into a shop and see what’s getting worked on out of sight. Here’s a couple goodies underway at Quality Coaches on 38th Street in Minneapolis. This is one of the few shops left that caters to British cars (among others). Owner Mark is a Moss distributor with old British parts kickin’ around, unused parts on shelves, and the same price for new ones that you’d get going to direct to Moss.

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This Morgan has a long and interesting history. Its owner bought it when he was 16, decades ago. Rather than dump it when that was convenient, he held on, moving the car to many different parts of the country. It came to Quality in pieces (but not all of them)–and a little bent up from a front-end collision years ago. They had a body shop pull it straight; Lee Lawrence of Classic Iron Cars in Savage threw some beautiful British Racing Green paint on it and the motor’s been rebuilt too. This ‘53 uses a Jaguar gearbox–plenty strong for the 4-cylinder engine–so it was cleaned up but not rebuilt.

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Here’s another fun little project–Subaru WRX turbo-four in the back of a Karmann Ghia. While the WRX is a world-beater rally car, the engine will push this VW (through a race transaxle) in straight lines: down the 1/4 mile.

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This Mini Marcos is also an engine swapper. It originally had a Mini engine (old Mini, 1275 cc) up front, and now has a water-cooled motorcycle engine in the back. There’s a race class for bike-powered cars, for which this one was probably built.

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And a final bit of tinkering for the day is this Yamaha moped, which my friend Randy is building as a pit vehicle. Randy runs an MG Midget in vintage racing–and has inspired a friend and me to try the same with a car I bought in ‘79, gave away in ‘04, and which has found its way back to me (more on that periodically).

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Hope y’all got some fun stuff in the works.

A Microcar for the 21st Century

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

Finally, a car** for this millennium that appeals to sci-fi, comic-book, art-deco sensibilities. In other words, a vehicle designed for economy that looks cool (in a cute-as-a-bug sort of way). This little sprite could easily have come from the props room for The Incredibles—a 3-D mockup for a security vehicle on Buddy’s island.

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Or it could be kin to vehicles a team of stunt daredevils drove in an episode of Speed Racer. Could easily be tootling around in any illustrated sci-fi story, too, or maybe zooming underwater in an anime show.

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While mainly designed for extremely stingy aerodynamic drag, the Aptera has a playful look. If left in 1/24th scale on someone’s desk, most guys I know would pick it up and either study it (more dignified) or drive it over some reports, ink blotter, and a laptop keyboard like a Hot Wheels (what I’d do).

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It’s all electric and with its encased aeroplane-style wheels, it probably won’t make the short-list for MinnDOT plow drivers shopping for a good commuter. But you know a few people will have them for around the lakes in the summer. (About 4,000 people have put deposits on them.) And it’d make a great pick-up vehicle for guys who like the Judy Jetson type.
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Will it make large scale production? (AutoblogGreen says they’ve delayed release from last October to next October.) Will it get market traction? Could a used one drop into the sub-$10,000 used-car price range I shop in? No clue. It’s way cool though, a modern microcar. If you get one, and I see you with it, I am shamelessly going to ask for a ride.

We’re So Soft

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

I was talking to my half brother last night, with whom my wife and I and cousins were supposed to have dinner. We canceled because of the snow—too hectic for driving . . .  Minnesotans nixing a family get-together because of a few inches of snow.

This got us laughing about how soft we all are in the 21st century. When our grandfather was little, kids rode to school in a horse-drawn sleigh. On one trip, the sleigh cornered fast and my grandfather, of earliest school age and wrapped in a bear-skin blanket, fell out. Nobody realized it until they got to school, so the driver looped around, backtracked and found him in a snow bank.

We had a relative who was blind. Year round, into her 90s, she followed a rope tied between the back of the house and the barn to milk cows.

Our mother’s grandfather did logging work. He’d ride the logs from Taylors Falls to Stillwater, buy a 50-pound sack of flour and walk back to Center City with it, using it as a pillow when he slept en route. Sure, he may have gotten a lift once in a while, but that doesn’t make his life easy.

So would our forebears, working with their hands, traveling by foot usually—by horse or open cart as a luxury, have skipped a family get-together because they’d have to sit a bit longer in their toasty, high-powered car with its miraculous dark-piercing headlights, sculpted form-fitting seats and concert-grade stereo?

—Probably, but only if they’d been in our time long enough to become as soft as we are.

Hide the Cars, It’s the French!

Wednesday, December 31st, 2008

Next time you’re out buying extraordinary classics overseas, make sure none of them is a national treasure….

I ran into similar trouble trying to sneak Brigitte Bardot out of Paris in 1969. Not sure if it was the femme fatale who caught French officials’ attention or the 5-year-old tugging her by the sleeve through the airport.

Now That’s a Pedal Car

Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008

As is obvious to regulars here, there is a network of spies gathering information for this site that makes the KGB at its Cold War height look understaffed and poorly trained. The Motormouth Crew never sleeps; they maintain constant vigilance, eyes on the horizon, ears to the road–with a spotter making sure no one gets run over.

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Here are some photos from the Alternative Vehicles Team, snapped with one of those tiny cameras that tucks into the end of a cigar.  —Wait, I accidentally destroyed that at a tailgate party. . . .

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Point is, this vehicle is an amazing piece of work with a potentially bold future. Think of all the energy wasted, stationary, in those spinning classes at the gym. With a device like this, the same furious pedallers could go from Minneapolis to St. Paul and back, pollution free, seeing the world we live in instead of just the wall or the sweaty back of the person in front of you.

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It’s the commuter vehicle that makes you fit. Chart your path so the strongest riders reach their destination last, riding farthest and with a declining number of assistants. Carries ten, parks in one spot, no bailout required. Everybody’s a winner.

A Winter Classic Memory: 1965 Plymouth Fury II

Saturday, December 20th, 2008

Researchers have learned that the body’s sense of smell is directly wired to the brain, prompting immediate reactions to familiar scents. This is why mown grass on the breeze in the fall can take us back years, decades, to a ball field we stood beside as a child on our first sports team.

While that reflex serves some survival purpose—is it prey or predator on the wind?, cars are just as wired to our human hardware. Their look, smells, sounds, and overall impression stay with us, always.

Over the years I have interviewed hundreds of people about their cars . . . why they buy as classics machines that were new in their youths. Fond memories is the common thread. As much as our pals, classmates, teachers and neighbors, the automobiles that filled our driveways and garages, hauled us to movies and skiing and bowling, beaches and dates, dances and jobs, define our impressions of the lives we have led. Surprising, the details we can pull from our minds about a hubcap or a jack or a door handle or a radio knob on a car we have not owned or seen for 20 or 30 years.

The car that defined my early youth was my mother’s 1965 Plymouth Fury II, light blue with slightly darker blue interior, bench seat, three-on-the-tree column shift and bomb-proof slant six. It would hold six youthful skiers plus parent driver in the cabin and all gear in the trunk. Its sharp lines, high roof, stacked headlights, aluminum grille, and narrow, fixed hood ornament graced our driveway from the day I went to kindergarten right up to my college years. That car was as solid, faithful, dependable as any horse or cart to haul person or cargo.

This was the car, at this time of year, that my father, brother and I would take to Wetherill’s Tree Farm to dig our own Christmas tree. My father would put on the same grey wool coat, black leather gloves with grey wool liners, tan Air Force shirt, Levi’s jeans and black leather once-dress-now-work shoes, throw a couple shovels and a saw in the back of the Fury, and we’d all head off into southeastern Pennsylvania’s rolling, wooded hills–often blanketed with snow. My brother and I would be in our matching or comparable Mighty Mac coats, the brand we wore for years off the racks at J.C. Penney’s.

Broad as a church pew the Fury’s bench-seat was, so we always sat three across. In the early days I could convince my younger brother that he should take the middle, but in later years I swapped sometimes—depending on whether we were at a stage of brotherly competition or appreciation. With the column shift, Dad’s elbow was often passing through, so it wasn’t the favored spot. Good view over the long hood, though.

Wetherill’s was about ten miles away, a short hop today but a journey when you’re 10. We’d roll up the dirt drive, tell them we were there to dig our own, and then lumber off slowly down the rows. The good trees weren’t by the paths anymore, so you drove until your tree-sense tingled.

Dad was good. There were lumberjacks in his blood generations back and he could look at the pockets of trees and divine where the good ones stood. And he was picky.

While we loved these trips, my brother and I seldom made the winning pick—and “seldom” is generous. If we were experts at anything, it was finding crooked trunks and split tops and huge bare spots that didn’t show until we had already shouted out . . . and by then, well, I guess the imperfections were a little obvious.

The Fury was integral once Dad had found the annual winner. He’d collect the car, while we stood watch (guard?), and drive it as close to our pick as he could. Then from the car’s expansive trunk–with its grey-and-black plaid liner–we take the essential tools: shovels, burlap square, twine, saw. He’d saw off the lower branches first, those unneeded and in the way of future presents, then we’d dig straight down at a roughly fixed perimeter, marking out the edge of the root ball. Removing the dirt was not the fun part, though this was Pennsylvania, not Minnesota, so the ground was not earthen concrete.

Once we had it down to a beautiful tree perched on a ball of dirt, Dad would make the final shovel thrust to cut it free and we’d lift, roll, jockey and fuss until the burlap square was beneath it all. Up came the corners, round went the twine, and the three of us would again fight gravity and branches until we had that lump of burlap and dirt over the lip of the Fury’s trunk.

It was always dark when we finished this job and the drive home a one-car victory parade. When you’re small, you notice little things like how much more of the world the Fury would show us when my father hit the metal button-pedal to kick in the high beams. We’d often call out for  them—“High beams, Dad! Come on!”

The final phase of the tree trek involved a vehicle more modest, yet equally helpful: the all-metal red wagon that was our family’s wheel barrow. We’d coerce the tree up over the trunk lip again and down onto the wagon for the ride up the sidewalk. Then we’d use the movers’ trick of setting the tree on an old blanket and dragging it into the living room.

The Fury’s work was done then, yet it would see that tree again. We planted perhaps a dozen Wetherill blue spruces at 24 Atterbury Drive and they sheltered the driveway and the Fury as they grew, giving approaching neighbors an alpine view, rather than our plain white garage door. Those that remain are huge now, taller than the house, but they shelter the Plymouth no more.

In the mid-1980s, a friend with a car trailer helped us tow the old Fury to Great Valley Auto Salvage, run by our school classmates, the McDevitts. Tommy McDevitt had assembled a bitchin’ red and white ’57 Chevy from that yard years before, though cars of that vintage had disappeared when the Fury came in. The old Plymouth still ran—you can’t stop a slant six—but the brakes needed work and the car was no longer licensed.

It’s surely gone now—scrapped, but it lives in many minds, solid and willing and dependable, as clear and real and meaningful as any machine in three dimensions. I can hear it still, I can picture the big thin steering wheel and the amount of play in the shifter, the feel of engaging each gear. The squared speedometer is right before my eyes, and the long hood.

There is no folly in owning a remembered classic, no mystery. It is a part of you that you have called back from the past to share your life once more.

What’s Your Drive Number?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008

We’ve all seen various home-furnishing castoffs, jettisoned by air resistance when drivers or store clerks fail to secure them adequately to a vehicle. These items–chair, love seat, table, book case, refrigerator, etc. may be along the roadside or right in someone’s lane.

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Generally, we don’t want to hit something. But what harm could there be running over a soft mattress, particularly in a big truck capable of taming surfaces far more aggressive? Jerome found these photos answering the question.

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Turns out, if you hit it wrong, a mattress can be quite a hassle. Perhaps the mattress covering was damaged such that a bit of the inner wire was exposed. Maybe it was folded over. However it lay in the road, this truck’s drive-shaft got hold of its innards and turned a flat rectangle of springs and cushion into a big spun blob of wire and batting.

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I picked up the photos from this post, which asserts that the whipping wire tore a hole in the fuel tank, eventually ending the ride. You can imagine the wobble from a drive-shaft churning away at highway speeds with that much extra weight–hardly balanced–rotating with it!

Lesson is, even if the object seems soft–and inviting–it’s better to avoid an obstacle than run it over.

Just in Time for the Holidays!

Monday, December 15th, 2008

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If you can hear the clock ticking in your mind and see with your eyes closed all the unchecked names on your gift list, maybe you’re feeling some holiday stress— Can you get everything you need on time?

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How remiss would I be not to mention an easy gift for the car fans on your list? Survivor: The Unrestored Collector Car is just in from the printers. It’s filled with facts and stories about cars that have survived the decades without a major restoration, showing in patina and beauty marks their many years of adventures.

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The book covers cars from California to England, including many exciting models from our very own Minnesota. Among the machines featured are a 1925 Amilcar, hidden for half a century in a Massachusetts barn. Red Leonard’s 1959 Plymouth Fury sat nearly as long in a St. Paul garage and remains pristine today, with just over 3,000 original miles.

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Winner of the Minnesota State Fairgrounds’ first hot rod race in 1946 is included (a flathead-powered 1923 model T), as is the famous Jaguar SS 100 raced throughout the East Coast by the Today Show’s first host, Dave Garroway. Some of the best unrestored ’32 Fords in the world are covered here, as is a pair of Porsche 356s that have been in the same family for a combined total of 75 years.

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The book has two parts. The first talks about the nature and appeal of the unrestored survivor; the second examines many cool and fun examples. I hired some ace photographers, including Classic and Sports Car’s James Mann, Star Tribune’s Tom Witta and former Sports Illustrated snapper, Jerry Lee.

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And Tom Cotter, author of the much loved Cobra in the Barn and Hemi in the Barn books, wrote the introduction.

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Santa’s not getting any younger and those flying deer can’t move like they did in the Rankin & Bass animation days. Why not give the North Pole crew a break and let Amazon.com send a few gifts for you. Easy as a few mouse clicks. Send ’em Dream Garages too, to assure free shipping. I’m sure they’ll love these books—and I’m not just saying that as the author. Promise. ;^)

Friday Fun: Early ’60s Olds Commercial

Friday, December 12th, 2008

When your employer stops by today to tell you to relax a minute, you’re going to burn yourself out, use the break to check out this classic commercial that reader Paul found over at Jalopnik.

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It’s both quaint and technical, like a modern oil-additives ad merged with an old sci-fi movie.

Better Do a Tech Inspection on the Stunt Car….

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

A reader sent me this video asking how they did it. I have my theories, which I’ll withhold for now in case anybody else wants to comment.

There’s lots of curious videos circulating out there and it’s often fun to try to see through their tricks.

(This came to me as an attached file, but I found the video on the web page above. It appears to be a family-friendly site, but as always, surfer beware.)

MotorMouth Kris Palmer, freelance auto writer and editor, blogs about vintage cars, the collectible auto scene and just about anything else that goes vroom.

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