It’s a Hard Knock Knock Life

Posted on July 24th, 2009 – 9:54 AM
By Kay Krhin

We need some new material in our house because Ben’s jokes are getting real old. What better day than today? I just learned from Bill Ward’s article here. that today is National “Tell an Old Joke Day.” I know I’ve mentioned the Knock Knocks Ben shares. They are getting more nonsensical (and hysterical to him) by the day.

Ben: Knock Knock
Me: Who’s there?
Ben: Pickle
Me: Pickle who?
Ben: Pickle nose! (then he rolls on the ground as if it were the most hilarious thing ever uttered.)

Ben: Knock Knock
Me: Who’s there?
Ben: Eye
Me: Eye who?
Ben: Eyeball! (more fits of laughter)

Such is 3 year-old humor.

I remember a few favorite jokes of mine as a young kid dealt with time.

How are a pigs tail and 5 a.m. the same?
They are both twirly.

And the old joke –

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Hey it’s Friday let’s have some fun! Share your favorite kid jokes, nonsensical knock knocks, or heck, your best (ahem, clean) jokes in comments below.

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