This ain’t your ordinary Mother’s Day bouquet

Posted on May 14th, 2007 – 12:02 AM
By Jaime Chismar

I am a bad daughter. I should’ve spent Mother’s Day eating brunch with the woman who changed my diapers. Instead, I was driving 70mph down HWY 169 to see a flower that smelled like one. A Sumatran Corpse Flower, Amorphophallus titanum bloomed Saturday night in a greenhouse on the Gustavus Adolphus campus. I only had two days to see one of the largest (and stinkiest) flowering plants in the world.

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Though it looks like one giant blossom, the Corpse Flower is actually made up of hundreds of tiny little flowers which are located near the base of phallus. Yes, phallus. I also learned Amorphophallus titanum is Latin for Giant Misshapen Penis. No wonder my mother wanted to stay home. Only a serious plant nerd would drive 63 miles for a phallic flower on Mother’s Day.

I’ll post more photos later this morning.

5 Responses to "This ain’t your ordinary Mother’s Day bouquet"

debw says:

May 14th, 2007 at 7:40 am

Since I won’t be making the drive is the fragrance as odoriferous and putrid as reported?
I spent part of Sunday at the Marjorie McNeeley conservatory at Como Zoo smelling the orchids. Some smell like lettuce ( no smell), some smell like Ivory soap (cool!) and some smell like iris flowers (also neat-o). Other people thought I was weird but inquiring noses need to know.

KVP says:

May 14th, 2007 at 3:02 pm

“Giant Misshapen Penis” - and I thought gardening was boring!! Where have I been?

Jaime Chismar says:

May 15th, 2007 at 11:29 am

Totally, smell can make or break a flower. In this case, the stench is half of the allure of the corpse flower. The plant actually heats up to 100F to mimic the smell of rotting flesh. I thought it smelled liked a full garbage can in August.

debw says:

May 16th, 2007 at 6:02 am

That smell I can relate to! The smell of decomposing meat, not so much in the memory banks for that.
I guess there is a smell attractant for every plant. Some are “August Trash Can” others attract polinators that are looking for something sweeter.

Jaime Chismar says:

May 16th, 2007 at 11:09 am

I just loved the visual of you sniffing all the orchids. Some people may have thought you were crazy, but other were probably jealous of your chutzpa.