YOUR GUIDE TO THE TWIN CITIES

Big, long boxes have begun showing up on my doorstep. First, there was the peach tree. Then the mulberry trees. No doubt the strawberries — all 100 of them — won’t be far behind. Oh, and I think there are cranberries and lingonberries coming too. UPS says that on Monday, the five antique crabapple trees are supposed to arrive.
No, honestly, I don’t remember why I just had to have five crabapple trees. You see, I have horticultural amnesia.

This malady means that on dull winter days, I find cool plants and trees available on websites and then I think I’d like to have them in my yard. A stronger soul might bookmark the page to savor virtually. But not me. I order them. Then I usually forget what I ordered.
In April, the magic starts. Like little perennials that have slipped your mind, they start appearing with warmer weather. I unwrap the boxes and discover all over again what I found on the web months ago. Sometimes I’m delighted. Sometimes I’m a little confused (see above, about those five crabapples). Still, if there’s a cure for my horticultural amnesia, I don’t want it.
Sometime the ground will thaw (really) and I’ll be very busy planting all my surprises. For now, they’ll have to hang out in the garage a little longer. That’s okay. I know where to find more cool plants on the web!
What ways do you have to cope? Wanna be in my support group?
We are opposites, indeed — I’m the gardener who has a ton of bookmarks and no trees!
When do these crab apples flower? Maybe you bought them to ensure proper pollination with your other apple trees?
Proper pollination! Yes, that must be it! (I think I won’t mention I already have a half-dozen flowering crabs planted).
Come to think of it, though, I ordered those crabs right after cidering season. I wonder…..
I do the same thing with seeds and then I wonder where will I plant everything on my city lot.
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