Hey! It’s really spring. I was just outside planting trees and when I came in, I felt the first tick of the season crawl up my neck. And the second! It’s amazing how creepy that feels after several tick-free months. I’d nearly forgotten how a tick truckin’ across my skin can suddenly make me itch everywhere and want a shower. And did I mention worry about Lyme Disease? Ah, makes me wish for snow (no, not really).
When I was a kid, I remember seeing my dad pull blood-engorged ticks off our German Shepard (named Duchess, of course) with a pair of pliers. I’d watch in horror as he tossed the tick in a tin can and set it on fire. Later, he took to smashing them with a hammer. I remember thinking that seemed unnecessarily violent.
But then, just what do you do with a tick you no longer care to share quarters with? You can’t just put ‘em back where they found you.
You should, of course, follow this advice from the Minnesota Department of Health, which monitors Lyme Disease (from the deer tick (on the right), not the wood tick (left). Both are magnified.
Which brings me to my preferred method of disposing of ticks. I sort of collect them in sealed plastic sandwich bags and watch ‘em slooooow down over a couple of days before I dispose of them. Makes my dad’s method seem kind, I know. Maybe in my old age, I’ll put them in the freezer and see if they thaw out and rebound. Who needs an iPod for entertainment?
Are ticks a problem in your yard? Do you take steps to keep them away from you? What do you do with them if you find them? (Tell the truth, you’re a screamer, aren’t you?) And, have you been unlucky enough to find them after they’ve, uh, settled into your more private parts?