Or you could get him a tie
This priceless political fundraising pitch was forwarded to me by colleague Howard Sinker.
It’s an e-mail from Gayle Kagen, wife of Wisconsin Democratic Congressman Steve Kagen: “I’m so proud of my husband…Steve’s 58th birthday is this week. It would be a wonderful gift for Steve to see how many people are behind him and want to keep him in Congress by sending a birthday donation to his re-election campaign fund.”
Don’t you think Steve would be just as touched if you sent him a tie, or even a musical greeting card? And by the way, don’t breathe a word of this to him; I’m sure Gayle thought this up and sent out the e-mail all by herself.
You’ll be happy to know that, if you send a check, Gayle will allow you to do this, too: “You can also include a note of thanks with your donation if you wish.”
While I’m at it, here’s a snippet from a recent fundraising appeal from Republican Sen. Norm Coleman, who relies on the tried and true approach of hoping to cash in by raising the spectre of his opponent — Democrat Al Franken — actually winning:
“You see, Franken is trying to clean up his act. Reinvent himself. He’s cut down on the profanity. Instead of cussing out Republicans he now calls for bipartisanship. Instead of crude jokes about political opponents, he talks civility.
“Liberal donors from across the country get the joke. They know that, if elected, the venomous, deeply partisan Al Franken they know and love will come out on the floor of the U.S. Senate.”
If you have fundraising e-mails or letters that you’re particularly fond of, by all means share them here — or send them to me as the campaign wears on. You can e-mail them to PoliticallyConnected@startribune.com, or mail them to:
Dennis McGrath
Editor, Politically Connected
Minneapolis Star Tribune
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Minneapolis, MN. 55488