Welcome to Kid Rock Field! Have a bottle of Kid Rock!

Posted on April 1st, 2009 – 11:06 AM
By Chris Riemenschneider

I used to think Kid Rock was a joke, but I grow to love him and his smarts more and more every day, and I love that he’s trying to lift the spirits of his beleagured hometown … He announced today in a press release and on his website that he has acquired the naming rights to the Detroit Tigers’ ballpark, formerly known as Comerica Park. That’s right, the Tigers will now be playing in Kid Rock Field. On top of that, the Motor City’s coolest madman also announced that he will be selling a new brand of beer named after himself at the park.

Says Mr. Rock, “This has been a dream of mine for a long time, and with the banks in trouble it seemed like the right time for me to reach out to the fine people at Comerica Bank.  Since they relocated to Dallas after opening the stadium here, they were very open to the idea of making this deal.  I’ve never been more excited for opening day, and I’m proud to be able to add my name to the legacy of my favorite baseball team.”

kidrock1.jpg(This big announcement arrived today, April 1, btw.)

4 Responses to "Welcome to Kid Rock Field! Have a bottle of Kid Rock!"

HoodRat says:

April 1st, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Har har. That’s pretty good.

2bb says:

April 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm

Ha! Very nicely done!

Michael says:

April 2nd, 2009 at 7:03 pm

Too funny. At least it has more character than (Random Bank Name) Stadium.

Sheila says:

April 6th, 2009 at 10:18 am

Once again, Bobby lives up to his lyrics:

“I am love and I am hate,
And all the critics can debate,
But they’ll never put a finger on me.”