Comments on: End 1st: New London-Spicer 14, DeLaSalle 0 http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/preps/2008/11/14/end-1st-new-london-spicer-14-delasalle-0/ The best of Minnesota high school sports Mon, 23 Nov 2009 21:26:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: Stu http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/preps/2008/11/14/end-1st-new-london-spicer-14-delasalle-0/#comment-5025 Stu Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:24:41 +0000 http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/preps/2008/11/14/end-1st-new-london-spicer-14-delasalle-0/#comment-5025 DeLaSalle v. New London-Spicer…WHO YA GOT? DeLaSalle: the school is ON AN ISLAND. This alone makes them a contender. Having your own island is like having your own hovercraft or robot army. New London-Spicer: If you go to <a href="http://www.melvinsonthelake.com/" rel="nofollow">Melvins</a> in Spicer, order the Melvinizer*. One part pineapple juice, two parts rum, a generous pour of unleaded gasoline topped with more rum, and the guaranteed loss of at least one valuable motor skill upon the drink’s completion. That numb feeling you get comes in handy when the falling down starts. <i>(*Don’t order the Melvinizer. You’re too old to be doing that. Stick to beer or wine, chief.)</i> Advantage: New London-Spicer. Sorry, DeLaSalle fans. It’s science. DeLaSalle v. New London-Spicer…WHO YA GOT?

DeLaSalle: the school is ON AN ISLAND. This alone makes them a contender. Having your own island is like having your own hovercraft or robot army.

New London-Spicer: If you go to Melvins in Spicer, order the Melvinizer*. One part pineapple juice, two parts rum, a generous pour of unleaded gasoline topped with more rum, and the guaranteed loss of at least one valuable motor skill upon the drink’s completion. That numb feeling you get comes in handy when the falling down starts.

(*Don’t order the Melvinizer. You’re too old to be doing that. Stick to beer or wine, chief.)

Advantage: New London-Spicer. Sorry, DeLaSalle fans. It’s science.

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