By Michael Rand
NFL commish Roger Goodell hopes it’s nobody. He called team president Mike Brown this week with an offer to help the Bengals solve their problems with the law: An astonishing eight Cin-city players have been arrested this season. Will there be a ninth? Well, we’re not about to lay odds, but we will say this: Quarterback Carson Palmer hosts something called the Cornhole Classic (cornhole is a popular bean bag toss game in Ohio. No, seriously.) Vikings fans should know how these little community events can turn out. On top of that, he’s apparently a fan of Kevin Federline’s music. So really, nothing involving Palmer would shock us.