Tom Brady now accepting resumes
Posted on December 15th, 2006 – 9:41 AMBy Michael Rand
This one’s going out to all the ladies in RandBall land: Patriots QB Tom Brady, whom we’re told is a good looking guy, has parted company with his actress girlfriend Bridget Moynahan. He’s 29, has won three Super Bowls and enjoys systematically shredding the Vikings defense on Monday Night Football as well as long walks on the beach. Let’s just say we don’t expect ol’ Tom to wind up on match.com wondering why he can’t find a soulmate.
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For some reason I don’t think Brady is hurting for the ladies. Fact is, I’ve watched a Pat’s game in recent years, whether at a party or at a bar, when some woman, sometimes many woman, do not comment on how “handsome” this guy is. (I put handsome in quotes in case uncouth readers may see me waffling with issues of suspect sexuality).
On the other hand, for any ladies in the bar paying any attention to a Vikes game (why?), Pat Williams never seems to elicit the same heartfelt sighs or “handsome” descriptions looking instead far more like Fat Albert from the Cosby cartoons (go to the web and see that comparison)
For me, every time I see ol’ Pat, I think the same thing….that is, is being enormously fat and wide all there really is to being a “run stopper”. If so, why not instead have a steer play the position..but then again the Purple do.
I think he should hook up with John Rocker’s girlfriend, Alicia Marie.
[Go ahead, gentlemen. Google her. I’ll wait.]
Is it just me or does this woman apparently suffer from some sort of memory disorder? Are we all not clear on Rocker’s feelings about minorities and/or members of the Jewish faith? Maybe things are different for Rocker if said folks are ungodly hot.
PS: Watch it, Rand. You’ve made multiple references over the course of the season to Brady’s status as a Handsome Athlete. People may begin to wonder.
I’m comfortable with Tom Brady’s handsomeness.
Just as so many go nuts about Brady’s looks (at least he can actually run (a + in my eyes if someone is to be seen as an athlete not just a wide load)), I’m alarmed by Pat Williams looks. The man looks like he sat on an air hose, I swear. But as far as looks go, particularly Alicia Marie’s “memory lapse” re: her life and time with Kid Rocker, many/most people go gaga when meeting someone hot (not me though since I’m writing from solitary confinement (but I have good company).
But even if she took up with another antisemite like Kid LooseintheHead, it reminds me of a Stephen Wright joke about just such a change in identity when the heat rises below..here it is..
“One day I got on the usual bus, and when I stepped in, I saw the most gorgeous blond Chinese girl… I sat beside her. I said, “Hi,” and she said, “Hi,” and then I said, “Nice day, isn’t it?,” and she said, “I saw my analyst today and he says I have a problem.” So I asked, “What’s the problem?” She replied, “I can’t tell you. I don’t even know you…” I said, “Well sometimes it’s good to tell your problems to a perfect stranger on a bus.” So she said, “Well, my analyst said I’m a nymphomaniac and I only like Jewish cowboys… By the way, my name is Denise.” I said, “Hello, Denise. My name is Bucky Goldstein…” “
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Just like the rest, you are paid with knowledge. That eases the sting, right?
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Pffft. Tom Brady’s hotness is old news. He can’t hold a candle to Matt Leinart.
How about Brad Johnson ? That’s a face many a linebacker has loved….into the ground. Gotta love Texas and Texans like ol’ Brad. Where else can you drive around with bumberstickers saying “Remember the Alamo”..remember what? The place where you got your asses kicked for stealing someone else’s country !!!
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