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Tuesday edition: Technical difficulties, blah blah blah

Posted on December 26th, 2006 – 12:46 PM
By Michael Rand

You were promised a full day Tuesday, and technology has let us all down. First, it was something about blog software from a remote location. Then it was a wireless internet connection at a small cafe in Nisswa, Minn., that let me down. Alas, as Bill Parcells once said, “Don’t tell me about the pain, show me the baby.” That’s probably why Bill makes a boffo football coach and a terrible pregnancy coach. But now we’re back at full strength (always were!) and back in the land of small fuel-efficient cars and regulation-sized parking spots. Have you parked a car in Northern Minnesota? Those spaces need their own zip codes. But yes: What else happened?

Gorgeous, like no words can describe: But we’ll try anyway to describe the TD that put the Jets ahead in the fourth quarter of an eventual 13-10 victory Monday night over Miami that has them on the brink of the playoffs. Chad Pennington drops back, has the tiniest seam over the middle. He releases it right as Jerricho Cotchery (which sounds like some sort of upper leg ointment) makes his break. Captain Leg Ointment only has about a quarter-step on his man, but the ball is perfect, he grabs it in stride, 32-yard TD. I’m not sure why I’m so smitten with this play. It might have something to do with watching 15 Vikings games this season.

Indulge a Peter King moment: No, I won’t talk about field hockey or coffee or sitting next to a blabbermouth on the train. But I will talk about “Little Miss Sunshine” for a moment. Much of the past four days have consisted of copious food consumption, various beverage concoctions and much TV watching. I’m telling all of you: I cannot think of a movie from the past five years with broader appeal than “Little Miss Sunshine.” It’s not a great movie, but it’s a very good movie, and it’s imminently accessible to virtually every demographic. If you haven’t seen it, please do so. And now we’re going to get back to talking about sports. We promise.

13 Responses to "Tuesday edition: Technical difficulties, blah blah blah"

Diddy says:

December 26th, 2006 at 12:52 pm

I could not disagree more with your take on “Little Miss Sunshine.” It is, in fact, a great movie. Also you seem to have forgotten about “Napoleon Dynomite” when mentioning that LMS had the broadest appeal of any flick in the last five years. Dynomite is the one movie that everyone can agree on. For shame.

RandBall says:

December 26th, 2006 at 12:56 pm

I know a lot of people that didn’t like ND, even if that is blasphemy. LMS is funny if you’re 15 or 60. Or 30. Or 42. Or 22. Or still in the womb. Or 124.

10,000 Takes says:

December 26th, 2006 at 1:47 pm

An internet connection at a small cafe? Michael…Michael…Michael. May we suggest that tomorrow you try the Wi-Fi at Grand View Lodge. After you’ve had a nice warm beverage by the fire, taken in the view of Gull Lake, and spent some quality time at the spa with that special someone: we think you’ll agree that it befits the writer of RandBall. You can thank us tomorrow.

Rocket says:

December 26th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Let me get this straight; RandBall promises last week that RandBall will be at full strength on Tuesday, starting bright and early. Then, RandBall starts up late, claims that technology was the problem, can’t quit slobbering over a Jeff Garcia pass, and then abondons the world of sports prattle to mislabel a movie (which, as Diddy points out, is great)? Where do I get some of the egg nog that RandBall obviously was guzzling over the holidays?

RandBall says:

December 26th, 2006 at 2:03 pm

LMS is not great. It is very good. On a scale of 1-4, it is 3.5. I reserve “great” for anything made by Wes Anderson (other than the Zissou farce), Big Lebowski, The Godfather and Words & Guitar. Possibly a few more. And Rocket, please check your facts. It was Pennington, not Garcia. Man I hate when people get the words wrong.

SuperRookie says:

December 26th, 2006 at 2:04 pm

Rocket says:

December 26th, 2006 at 1:48 pm

Let me get this straight; RandBall promises last week that RandBall will be at full strength on Tuesday, starting bright and early. Then, RandBall starts up late, claims that technology was the problem, can’t quit slobbering over a Jeff Garcia pass, and then abondons the world of sports prattle to mislabel a movie (which, as Diddy points out, is great)? Where do I get some of the egg nog that RandBall obviously was guzzling over the holidays?

Somehow I was COW with gems like this?

Local Quipster says:

December 26th, 2006 at 3:37 pm

Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of…oh, and Dude, ******* is not the preferred nomenclature….(perfect movie quote to illustrate life regarding the “Contract with Tuesday” blog promise. Cheers to Rocket, Rook, and Rand (the three R’s..like pirates?)

I also saw Little Miss Sunshine for the first time this weekend (seems that Miguel and I are living parallel lives these days. Warn J.O.!)

Spectacular. And I can’t agree more with its rating of 3.5 out of 4, so long as The Big Lebowski is a 4 and no other movie forevermore will be a 4, therefore leaving it at its rightful perch at the apex of Cinema Mountain.

I need to see it about 25 more times. The movie makes you emote in several ways: uncomfortable edginess, sadness, schadenfreude, joy–which is just about the greatest compliment.

Jeff Garcia is a woman. Pennington is a hayseed. Vince Young has ARRIVED.

Paul Paulos says:

December 26th, 2006 at 5:17 pm

I know it is impossible to understand, acccept or comprehend why but there are people out there, generally stodgy suit wearing people, who do not like “Borat” either…..May a fat man’s ugly white butt sit on their face !!!

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