Tuesday edition: Wha’ happened

Posted on January 9th, 2007 – 8:55 AM
By Michael Rand

Mistakes were made: Our prediction of 38-20 Ohio State was, let’s just say, a little off. OK, more like not even close. Or not even there. Like Brittney’s undergarments. Had we known Ted Ginn Jr. would be injured in the first half, it might have changed things. But the biggest blow to the Buckeyes was when Heisman quarterback Troy Smith was secretly replaced right before the game by Spergon Wynn. Wasn’t it terrible how they did that? Let the kid play!

Meanwhile, the BCS head talked about the “plus-one” system that could create a four-team mini-playoff. That immediately made us hungry for frosted mini-wheats, plus one pound of bacon.

We’re not sure much else of relevance happened last night, considering one of the giant TV screens at Senser’s kept showing bloopers from the 1980s over and over again. We’re here to tell you: Bernie Kosar was not amused by the snake in the Gatorade trick.

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