By Michael Rand
Barry Bonds said he didn’t get his illicit drugs from Mark Sweeney, which was nice of him. He did not, however, deny a report that indicated he tested positive for amphetamines.
Too bad, he would have looked good in purple: Chiefs tight end Tony Gonzalez has signed a five-year extension to say with Kansas City.
A meter is a size: Yao, the big Rockets center, denied an internet report that he has dated 5-foot-2 actress Nia Long. And he did it in classic style: “I saw the news on Internet. The writer is so good at hoaxes. She’s only 1.57m. I’m 2.26m. Does it sound reasonable?”