Wednesday (Anchorman) edition: Wha’ happened?

Posted on January 17th, 2007 – 8:31 AM
By Michael Rand

Panda watch; the mood is tense: New Gophers football coach Tim Brewster will be introduced today at a 1 p.m. news conference. We will start to unravel the mystery of just who Brewster is. We’ll be there because we care.

I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn: It seems Dennis Green is too good to coach the Raiders. So many roads leading to Oakland. None of them the high road, apparently.

Wait, Veronica, please tell me this is some kind of sick, tasteless joke: Fired Alabama coach Mike Shula is a candidate for the Dolphins job vacated by Nick Saban, who left to take Shula’s old job at Alabama. And around, and around, like some sort of crazy 1970s wife-swapping, only with coaches.

Milk was a bad choice: For no other reason than we really like saying that.

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