By Michael Rand
ESPN is reporting that Michael Vick was not carrying marijuana or any other illegal substance in a secret compartment in his water bottle when he was busted at Miami International Airport last week. We’re not quite sure we believe that, but we’ll play along. What could the mystery “dark particulate” with a “pungent aroma closely associated with marijuana” have been?
*The colonel’s secret blend of herbs and spices used to make KFC chicken so delicious.
*Scented turf clippings from the Georgia Dome.
*A fine potpourri with which Vick planned to charm new head coach Bobby Petrino.
*Onterrio Smith’s prescription medication.