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Sadly, ESPN has not employed “Joe Talent”

Posted on January 23rd, 2007 – 9:44 AM
By Michael Rand

That was our initial, giddy hope when we saw the teaser off the homepage reading, “Talent: Surprise exit.” We thought, “What a fantastic name, and what a terrific break for some lucky man or woman to have it.” We were terribly eager to read Talent’s take on the Bill Parcells story. But then we clicked the link, and things went downhill fast. Turns out “Talent” is a collective term used to describe Sean Salisbury, Joe Theismann and Co., who all answered “Five Burning Questions.” (Not to be confused with Michael Vick/Ron Mexico’s five burning sensations). Not only was it not someone named Talent, but it was a very loose definition of the world “talent.”

But it did spark an idea for a fun mid-morning game: If you could choose one name (a la Homer Simpson’s “Max Power”) that you thought could change your life, what would it be?

(And sorry, we call dibs on Handsome B. Wonderful).

8 Responses to "Sadly, ESPN has not employed “Joe Talent”"

Jon says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 9:54 am

I can’t believe you already stole the Ron Mexico joke. Leave us some crumbs, would you?

As soon as I can get over to the government center, I’m changing my name to Fisticuffs Jackson. I think I could get a lot more out of life with that name.

Toonces51 says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 9:58 am

Randball? Nah, too kiss @ss.

This guy already beat me to another one:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Optimus_Prime_(person)

Jess says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 10:15 am

I’ve always fancied Busty Sinclair. With Chesty LaRue coming in a close second.

Sassbottom says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am

Buttocks McSpreadums, hands down.

KChia's Former Roommate says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 11:30 am

Bob Loblaw. I’d also want my own blog.

Super Rookie says:

January 23rd, 2007 at 11:54 am

Reed Rothchild aka Chest Rockwell

MsAdams says:

September 11th, 2007 at 1:01 pm

How much does it cost links on your blog (Blogroll)?

Doodee says:

February 3rd, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Thanks for sharing