By Michael Rand
But apparently the celebrity roast of LeBron James went off without a hitch Sunday night. This article includes some of the jokes and digs, but we really can’t imagine making fun of LeBron. We would have been like, “LeBron is so talented at basketball that when he goes up for a windmill dunk, he barely ever misses.” Or: “LeBron has so much money, that I bet he buys a whole bunch of cool stuff.” Really, who’s next on the celebrity roast circuit? Tiger Woods? Roger Federer? Which reminds us, we know who could emcee the latter: The author of this little ditty called “Five reasons why Roger Federer is rubbish.” Seriously, Tim Colebatch, what’s your next top five list? ”Five reasons I don’t enjoy a cool glass of lemonade on a hot summer day.” Reason No. 1: It’s too delicious. Reason No. 2: It’s completely and utterly refreshing. And so on.