Golden State’s Stephen Jackson testified Monday that in order to break up a brawl outside a strip club in October, he thought the best thing to do was fire his gun. Jackson, if you’ll recall, also thought it was a good idea to swing wildly in the stands in 2004 as a way to help calm the escalating brawl between the Pacers and Pistons. So you’ll have to excuse his brand of logic. We’re guessing Jackson also thinks:

*The best way to get a taco sauce stain out of a shirt is to put a bullet hole in it.

*The speed of a motor vehicle is directly proportional to the amount you are impressing the ladies.

*”Crash” was an over-simplified farce that didn’t even deserve an Oscar nomination last year, let alone a Best Picture victory. (This last one could be our opinion, not his).

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