“You know what? You may have power now, but you’re not very good.” We’ll spend very little time on the NBA, seeing as how more people likely watched “My Two Dads” on some obscure cable channel last night rather than Game 3 of the Finals between Cleveland and San Antonio. 75-72? That’s a WNBA score. Don’t come back until you have something better to offer, Eastern Conference.

“It’s just the style. We don’t have to go outside or anything.” That was a stretch, but it’s one of our favorite lines in the movie (sans the lead-up). We’ll use it for Twins 7, Braves 3. It was in the Dome, right? Just like [redacted] 1991. We’re getting angry again just thinking about it.

“Oh, we’re not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write that down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.” Um, the U.S. Open starts pretty soon. You listening, Phil Mickelson?

Quickly: Justin Verlander is good. … There is a time and a place for demolition derby. … And, of course, mystery link! It’s the last of the secret stash from Stu. We had never heard the cleaned up version (which this is), but we love the premise and agree 100 percent. Some opining about NASCAR to follow shortly. No, seriously.

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