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Two primal tastes that taste great together?

Posted on August 6th, 2007 – 3:08 PM
By Michael Rand

000000000000000000000000001strikeforce.jpgLet’s say you’re a red-blooded male who loves a little sex AND violence. Aren’t you tired of having the sex WAY OVER THERE, while the violence is ALL THE WAY OVER HERE? What if we were to tell you there was a way to have both under the same roof? (You nod head slowly). How about mixed martial arts at the Playboy Mansion? (You nod head vigorously). Sept. 29 is your lucky day. From a press release (as usual, that’s our bold type. Any grammatical inconsistencies are not ours):

Leading mixed martial arts federation, Strikeforce, will produce a historic, first-ever mixed martial arts event at the world-famous Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills, California on Saturday, September 29th.  Amongst those slated for action at the home of Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner are undefeated Strikeforce world lightweight (155 lb. limit) champion “El Nino” Gilbert Melendez and UFC and Pride Fighting Championship veteran Josh “The Punk” Thomson.

The 10-bout fight card will also host the return of Strikeforce world light heavyweight (205 lb. limit) champion and The Ultimate Fighter season one runner-up Bobby Southworth as well as the return of former World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) star and Tough Enough 2 reality show winner Daniel Puder.

Loaded with top caliber fighting talent, the one-of-a-kind affair will also lavish each of its guests with a number of other memorable experiences including a top-shelf open bar; a buffet-style gourmet dinner; photo opportunities with Playboy Playmates; and a wine-tasting party featuring the spirits of various gold-medal wineries.

A poker tournament, open to a limited number of guests, will also take place on the Mansion grounds on the evening of the event.

“This is another leap forward into mainstream America for Strikeforce and the sport of mixed martial arts,” said Scott Coker, CEO of West Coast Productions, LLC, the parent company of Strikeforce.  For over 20 years, Coker has pioneered the growth of martial arts in North America while presiding over his company that is the exclusive provider of martial arts footage to ESPN and the producer of some of the largest-scale fight cards in United States history.  In 2003, he was honored as “Man Of The Year” by leading martial arts magazine, Inside Kung-Fu, for his ground-breaking efforts to bring Japan’s K-1 fighting to audiences in Las Vegas, Nevada twice annually.  “We feel honored that Mr. Hefner chose the Strikeforce brand to entertain an audience at his home and we’re looking forward to putting on an incredible show.”

8 Responses to "Two primal tastes that taste great together?"

roughkat says:

August 6th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

At least UFC knows enough to give their guys nicknames…

I’ve never really gotten into UFC other than to turn it on in order to upset my ex back in the day. For whatever reason, she would rather watch Gilmore Girls. Now’s she’s my ex. But that’s beside the point.

Someone please sell me on the UFC. Why should I pay attention to it?

Stu says:

August 6th, 2007 at 4:19 pm

My money’s on Lloyd Dobler.

Brandon says:

August 6th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

George Costanza is wondering if he can sneak in a pastrami on rye with mustard.

Jon says:

August 6th, 2007 at 6:55 pm

Vancouver update: it looks just like Seattle, except everything’s half in French.

Also, do not try to argue with Canadian immigration. They do not want to hear it, even if you HAVE been waiting in line for an hour and a half.

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Dave MN says:

August 7th, 2007 at 7:57 am

Person 1: Hey, you got your sex in my violence!

Person 2: Hey, you got your violence in my sex!

Both: Mmmmmm!

MsAdams says:

September 11th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

How much does it cost links on your blog (Blogroll)?