We usually use either the first, third or seventh Internets, but today we were on Internet 4. Now we see why: It’s all about the ladies over at Internet 4. For instance:

*Keith Hernandez has the best mustache of all-time. It’s official. Rollie Fingers was devastated. He assured the public, though, that he would still be wearing his favorite shirt.

*Brady Quinn said, “I’ll sign on the dotted line if RandBall stops showing that picture of me.” The dreamy QB — that’s what the ladyfolk seem to think, anyway — steams his way into Cleveland to the tune of either $8 million, $20 million or $30 million, depending on how you do the math.

*Meanwhile, Holly over at the Ladies … takes a fashion tour of Dodger Stadium and comes away unimpressed. We fear what scathing prose might befall our fair-skinned, khaki-loving, sloppy jersey-and-sandal-wearin’ Metrodome dwellers should she ever unleash her wrath in these parts.

*And finally, the Babes check in on Luis Castillo … and we find some suspiciously familiar RandBall commenters cozying up to Sooze and Lizzy.

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