Scott Stapp, formerly the lead singer of Creed and now flying solo in the world of terrible music, turned 34 today. If you want a good laugh or wish to know more about Stapp, please check out his Wikipedia page, which alternately describes how he has “opened up to the Christian press that he is a Christian” and also describes how Stapp has a restraining order resulting from throwing a bottle of Orangina inches from his wife’s face, as well as a litany of other acts that probably weren’t fashioned in the Lord’s image. In any event, Stu alerted us to Stapp’s birthday (Stu celebrates Creed’s entire catalog and calls Stapp’s solo work “inspiring”) and pointed us to this post, which is a bottle of evil genius. And now, a couple of questions:

*What is the band you hate the most, all-time, ever? (Hint: We will accept “Creed” as an answer).

*What professional athlete, past or present, does Scott Stapp remind you of the most?

*Have you ever heard comedian David Cross lay into Scott Stapp? Then you haven’t lived.

*Scott Stapp and Barry Bonds walk into a room filled with people wearing Dodgers hats and canvas shoes. Who gets booed the loudest?

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