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Stu’s Huntdown: Leroy Hoard

Posted on August 27th, 2007 – 2:48 PM
By Michael Rand

000000000000000000000000000000000001hoard.jpgStu put a lot of work into this Huntdown; he sent it days ago, and it was lost in the shuffle of a crazy week that has since passed. So you might just get two Huntdowns this week. Here is the first. Oh, Leroy Hoard.

Nickname: The Vulture. This name was only used by Robert Smith’s fantasy owners, and was usually preceded by an expletive.

Claim to Fame, Minnesota: a goal line/third-and-short beast for the Purple in The Season That Shall Not Be Named and 1999. Hoard rang up 10 touchdowns each season and is allegedly responsible for one of the better quotes in recent Viking history: “If you need one yard, I’ll get you three. If you need five yards, I’ll get you three.” Since he’s a Viking, he’s also responsible for an embarrassing off-field incident: getting popped outside a Miami nightclub for possessing ecstasy and disorderly conduct during Minnesota’s 1999 bye week. The charges were later dropped.

Claim to Fame, Everywhere Else: was the MVP of the 1989 Rose Bowl for the University of Michigan, and had his most productive NFL seasons with the Cleveland Browns.

Where He Is Now: according to this website (scroll down to the “Jul-21-2007” entry), he can be found in the Hard Rock Café and Casino in Broward County, Florida. Further info proved elusive, but if fantasy trends translate to real life, he and Robert Smith go to said Café and Casino, Robert does all the heavy lifting with the ladies, and Leroy swoops in and leaves with a bevy of beautiful women on his arm, leaving Robert alone with his upright running style and astronomy hobby.

Glorious Randomness: in a Stu’s Hunt Down first, there is no glorious randomness. [Proprietor note: Remember when Hoard gained a first down on a draw play on like 3rd-and-37 against the Broncos?]

Talk Amongst Yourselves: the Smith/Hoard combo was the best backfield in Vikings history, right? Agree or disagree in comments, but know that any snark about Darrin Nelson and Rick Fenney ISN’T FUNNY.

12 Responses to "Stu’s Huntdown: Leroy Hoard"

Brandon says:

August 27th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

Darrin Nelson is funny sometimes. He was superb in that show where he lived with Mr. Papadopolis and Ma’am.

Tim says:

August 27th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

Stu - another beautiful Huntdown. It really made my Monday. In regards to Big Stu and little stu, I have this to say - “Stu - often imitated, never duplicated.”

Stu says:

August 27th, 2007 at 3:18 pm

+1 to Brandon.

I believe that the AP/Chester tandem should be in the “best combo” conversation at a minimum by year’s end, given the money committed to them and the O-line.

Ryan P. says:

August 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

I hope those Rick Fenney comments weren’t directed at me.

Great hunt down as always Stu.

Ryan P. says:

August 27th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

Just don’t start making references to Mini-Me (or Mini-stu for that matter)

Jon says:

August 27th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

True Darrin Nelson story, from during Saturday’s preseason game at Seattle:

(Broadcaster says something inane)

Friend of Mine: “Who is that?”

Me: “I think it’s Darrin Nelson.”

Friend (automatically, without thinking): “CATCH THE F$*%&ING BALL, YOU G*&$%(M LOSER! F$&#$(%!”

Some things are never forgotten, no matter how much time passes.

superrookie says:

August 27th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

good one stu.

who is next? d’shaun foster?

willynel says:

August 27th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

Jon,

Best.Post.Ever.

I’m still laughing.

Stu says:

August 27th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

Rook: you just made the list, pal. {/Francis from Stripes}

Toonces51 says:

August 27th, 2007 at 5:22 pm

That quote about getting 3 yards has been around for ever–I remember my Dad using it for Alfred Anderson back in the day. Except it was a half a yard, with Alfred, not three.

Toonces51 says:

August 27th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

Oh yeah, and as for best RB combos, I was thinking either the Barry Word/Scottie Graham duo in 1993, or the Touchdown Teddy Brown/Rickey Young combo in 1979.

Seriously, can we get a Touchdown Teddy Brown Huntdown? Even Pro-Football-Reference.com doesn’t know much about him: http://pro-football-reference.com/players/BrowTe00.htm

Stu says:

August 27th, 2007 at 6:42 pm

Toonces: I think all four of the RBs you listed are prime candidates.