Those of you familiar with a little site called Deadspin likely remember the saga of Carl Monday, an investigative reporter in Cleveland who *exposed* an area man who liked to exercise his area manhood in a public library. Well, Rocket passes along this ditty on a gentleman named “Baseball Playa,” who has been going Divinyls on himself at an Arizona mall and posting videos. We demand a more thorough investigation by Carl Monday immediately! This man must feel more shame. Rocket, by the way, added the line, “Tell me you at least got your Christmas shopping done.” See, he was insinuating that the toucher in question was us, and that’s just not very nice.

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