Monday (heating up) edition: Wha’ Happened?
Posted on December 3rd, 2007 – 8:25 AMBy Michael Rand
Who is that grizzled, handsome man? Have you already forgotten? Why, it’s Don Imus! The king of nappy headed [redacted] returned to the radio this morning. He was apparently contrite and has added two new members to his cast, a black man and a black woman, with whom he will engage in “an ongoing discussion about race relations in this country.” We’re not quite sure how this will work for the shock jock, but we are certain it’s a little more forward thinking than billboards that say, “Our Lawyer Is Always Busy.”
What else? In a related story, the No. 6-ranked Rutgers women’s basketball team plays No. 3 Maryland tonight. … As we’ll attempt to explain in the Monday Meltdown a little later, that injury to Adrian Peterson might have been the best thing that’s ever happened to the Vikings. … The Yankees are reportedly issuing the Twins a take-it-or-leave-it deadline on an offer for Johan Santana. No word on whether Hank Steinbrenner, which sounds like a Ron Mexico name generator creation, reserved the right to change his mind 6 times in the next several months. … Ohio State vs. LSU. Will the No. 2 team lose again? We could have a two-loss champion. Yuck. … Gophers wrestling loses to Iowa State in 1-2 battle Sunday. The Minnesota lineup, at least for now, looks quite a bit different in duals without Cole Konrad anchoring heavyweight.
Fasola-link! Hornussen. We want to play this really badly, even if it is with canoe paddles and tennis balls, as Fasolamatt indicated he once tried.


