A few disclaimers: RandBall wishes not to disparage NASCAR, Wisconsin or its fans. Any opinions expressed going forward are at the sole whimsy of their author, Super Rookie, who tells many lies in his parody post (though that really is him in the picture). That said, take it away sir:

I currently live in Wassau, WI (EASTBAY!) where I enjoy watching Packers games. As you can tell my favorite sport is
NASCAR and my favorite driver is Jeremy Mayfield. It was a tough year for him this season changing owners and everything, but I digress. Did you see that Farve was voted the SI Sportsman of the Year? I am so excited because
he is God. Everything I do, say and breathe is Brett Favre. In fact I was once at a Packers game in Milwaukee and was bumped into by Robin Yount, who I proceeded to punch in the face because he wasn’t Brett Favre. Hmmmm. Come
to think of it, I need to go and catch the Greyhound Bus to Monroe to go and grab some Huber for the holidays.

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