If this were a video, it would be a video response
Posted on December 4th, 2007 – 2:47 PMBy Michael Rand
A few disclaimers: RandBall wishes not to disparage NASCAR, Wisconsin or its fans. Any opinions expressed going forward are at the sole whimsy of their author, Super Rookie, who tells many lies in his parody post (though that really is him in the picture). That said, take it away sir:
I currently live in Wassau, WI (EASTBAY!) where I enjoy watching Packers games. As you can tell my favorite sport is
NASCAR and my favorite driver is Jeremy Mayfield. It was a tough year for him this season changing owners and everything, but I digress. Did you see that Farve was voted the SI Sportsman of the Year? I am so excited because
he is God. Everything I do, say and breathe is Brett Favre. In fact I was once at a Packers game in Milwaukee and was bumped into by Robin Yount, who I proceeded to punch in the face because he wasn’t Brett Favre. Hmmmm. Come
to think of it, I need to go and catch the Greyhound Bus to Monroe to go and grab some Huber for the holidays.
17 Responses to "If this were a video, it would be a video response"
I am in awe.
Wow.
The proprietor [redacted] my favorite part about watching games with P3!
Since when did Chavez run the blog-o-sphere?!?!
Rookie, I am in awe myself since not only did you get a response from Stu when I did not but because when people toot their own horn with names like Super it’s because they are decidedly not, but you look ..almost ..in pretty good shape. Proud of you boy, particularly since I too like Nascar and when I go down to Az on a vacation and see a race there, the place looks full of football fans in a not very pretty morbidly obese sense. But let me ask you..Wausau being so Wisco centrally located, why…are you such a turncoat ? Did you have a bad experience with a priest or something ?
P3: you each got four words. You don’t hear the Rookie complaining.
I like to think that my screenname toots my own horn…
Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out “Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!” she doesn’t get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves’
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt.
And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate . . . .
But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.
And one Soggy Muff.
Ahem.
Hey, Stu, it’s Dr. Seuss. He called ‘em like he saw ‘em.
Sorry Stu..I went back and checked..you are right. You did offer up 4 words saying “there are no words” …in math that’s called the null set as in containing no elements, but sometimes saying nothing is saying something…there is some zen in that and zen is cool man
[off-topic] Latest proposed Santana deal is apparently a 5 for 1 from the Red Sox. I don’t know that adding the fifth player made this trade anything less of a good thing for the Red Sox or a concession by the Twins.
Red Sox give:
Jon Lester (P)
Count Chocula (CF)
Jed Lowrie (SS or 2B)
Justin Masterson (P)
Ryan Kalish (OF)
Twins give:
Johan Santana
The Red Sox could give three or four more nobodies and I still wouldn’t think it evened out. Apparently, reports state that the Twins want to have a deal done by the end of the day.
Good, then I’ll have a chance to be surprised by a turn of events that gets them Frankenbury instead of Chocula.
My next door neighbor (weird phrase..why not just call him my neighbor ?) is named Dave…and get this. When we go out barhopping watching the games he doesn’t even CARE who wins, the Pack or the Vikings. Knowing that, I always want to ask him about his meds but the guy is huge so I just let things slide and hoot like crazy at Vike fumbles etc.
And introducing your starting QB for the 2009 Gophers…
Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
Super, what did you say (in different words) about watching the game with me. I would if I had my taser in good working order. I wore it out when the game was stolen from the Packers by refs, as usual, miles from the play
Normally the Fonz would say “HEY” when posed liked that. So from now on Super rookie you shall now go by The Fonz
There was a Dave in the Bible..a King I think. Don’t remember much about it. Tough read
I’m still bummming S.R. took a better picture.
