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Tuesday (1-year anniversary) edition: Wha’ Happened?

Posted on December 11th, 2007 – 9:14 AM
By Michael Rand

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001Blogaversary.jpgWe’re not sure how much we can add to the topic of the one-year RandBall anniversary, seeing as how Jon pretty well covered it yesterday with a very nice guest post. But a few things: 1) Isn’t it rad that we could find a Happy Blogaversary jpg on Google Images without having to make one? 2) It’s been an absolute nightmare blast doing this for a year (see, we can do strikethrough!). Seriously, we’re excited every morning when we wake up and get to do the first post of the day. You can’t ask for much more than that. 3) The commenters and readers are simply the best. You’ve been a constant source of hilarious banter and great ideas. We never wanted this to be one voice in the woods or one voice calling out to the masses. It’s just not our style. You made the shape of this blog — what vision we had — possible. 4) Our pledge is to have an even better year number two. We’ll admit that September-November stretched us a little thin with new job responsibilities at the paper, as you surely noticed on a few two-post days. But if we learned anything from Denny Green, it was clock management. When you’re down by 9 with four minutes left in a playoff game, you punt. Because it’s rare that you get a chance to show your stuff (patent pending). 5) But really, if we’ve learned anything, it’s that you didn’t come here to listen to us blather about nonsense. You came here for irreverent [redacted] topics from the world of sports. So here are a few:

*Thanks to Don S. for pointing out that one of the all-time favorite athletes we’ve ever covered, former Gophers women’s hoopster Janel McCarville, has a really funny and entertaining blog of her own. She is playing in the Euro League right now. Seriously, you should give it a read. She was the best quote. Ever. A quick sample from the blog: “My father is coming over here to visit me after Christmas and will be staying from January 2nd through the 20th. I can’t believe it. I mean, this is a man who hasn’t been on a plane since the early 90s and talks into the voicemail on my cell like I can’t hear it. Almost like it is a real answering machine: “HELLO, JANEL, IT’S ME. PICK IT UP. HELLOOOOO?” And he cannot figure out how in the hell I can call him from my computer. He asked if he went to the local bar here, would he have to give them a dollar for a drink, or would he need YEN! Haha. This man is something else! LOVE HIM TO DEATH, THOUGH. I was like, “Come on T, that’s a whole different frickin’ continent!

*Mike Vick’s in jail for a long time.

*A guy in our fantasy league of record lost his playoff game last night because Roddy White was stopped at the 1 yard line on a Hail Mary. That hurts.

*Fasola-link! Plenty more to come today.

19 Responses to "Tuesday (1-year anniversary) edition: Wha’ Happened?"

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 10:06 am

Roddy White getting stopped short gave me one of the best comebacks in Fantasy Football history. Long story but I won 6 straight to finish the season and 2 owners lost the last 2 weeks to allow me to squeak into the playoffs. Now all I need is AP to have a huge game against the Bears while still allowing the Bears to win the game

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 10:08 am

By the way, Congrats on the year I don’t know how the second year could be anything but better than the first.

I would compare the 1st year of Randball to Nick Punto, there’s nowhere to go but up.

roughkat says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:04 am

RBFFL Playoffs are set. Here’s the seeds and matchups:

1 - Bears with Knives
8 - RandBall’s Sousaphone Heroes

4 - TEFOMM
5 - Sin City Rollers

3 - Killer Keebler Elvis’
6 - Team Zissou

2 - Birddogging the Beaver
7 - Don Lucia’s Hair

I’ll be the first to admit, my team made a huge comeback to win the last 4 weeks and get the #1 seed. There’s no way I deserve it. Condolences to DaveMN and SuperRookie who didn’t make the playoffs despite having the top picks in the draft.

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:08 am

Condolences Much hurtful laughter directed to DaveMN and SuperRookie who didn’t make the playoffs despite having the top picks in the draft.

Fixed.

RandBall says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:09 am

I can’t believe I made the playoffs. What is this, the NHL? I’ll have to actually start updating my lineup now.

MR says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:12 am

I can’t believe I made the playoffs. What is this, the NBA? I’ll have to actually start updating my lineup now.
fixed.

super rookie says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:20 am

Who was the first ever commenter on Randball?

ME!

That means Fantasy Football means nothing to me!

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:26 am

super rook

Actually Paulos was the first commenter on Randball. And as predicted he bashed the proprietor

http://nc.startribune.com/blogs/randball/?p=3

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:41 am

If 8 teams make the playoffs why do you even have playoffs? Just flip a coin before the season to see who wins.

roughkat says:

December 11th, 2007 at 11:46 am

jama - We actually did do just that and Ryan P. originally won the league. But since you must be present to win, we decided to play it out instead. Plus, that creates more controversy, and who doesn’t like that.

Dave MN says:

December 11th, 2007 at 12:45 pm

I hate you all so much.

Rand, you only made the playoffs by one measly point. I hope you’re happy. I would have won the head to head if there’d been a tie this week.

If I get a top pick next year, pony up with the Fat Tire offers, I will likely make that trade.

If there was a way for all of you to lose, I want to see it happen.

super rookie says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:14 pm

jama-

that comment is from dec. 11th.

3 full days after the post. dig deeper and you will find my awesomeness.

Stu says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:33 pm

dig deeper and you will find my awesomeness.

You need to put that on your business cards, dude.

David Rabinowitz says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:44 pm

Thanks for the link back. We’ll be adding more content from some of Janel’s teammates and other Liberty personnel in the coming weeks.

jama says:

December 11th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

So Super or shall I call you Kevin, you did beat said Paulos by almost 2 hours. Congrats, I apologize I didn’t realize the total amount of your awesomeness.

Dave MN says:

December 11th, 2007 at 2:46 pm

dig deeper and you will find my awesomeness.

I’ll pass. Anything past surface-level is too close…I don’t want to give the appearance of caring.

Paul Peter Paulos says:

December 11th, 2007 at 3:32 pm

Jama….U R right….Dec 11, 2006…Wow…just me against the world

Look out world ;)

Paul Peter Paulos says:

December 11th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Sorry rook, I let my exuberance and natural exultation in being the first get the best of me (when I was not)…

I feel so small and dirty now :(

Paul Peter Paulos says:

December 11th, 2007 at 7:43 pm

Lots weird this week. Vick gets a long stay in the crowbar hotel, and some ex cop from Mpls. empties her gun at some lunatic in a “mega-church” (I could go off on that but won’t) …and misses, and the guy offs himself. That woman definitely stopped this clown from shooting anyone else, but she seemed, on tv anyway, to not be the person to take on a date. I mean I could lose a few fingers innocently fumbling with a bra strap….in any event, she was canned from da force for lying about swearing at a bus driver. I didn’t even know that was a crime.