Well, after that newsy Thursday filled with the outing of countless baseball players (can anyone believe Roger Clemens was on the list?!? We thought that mid-career turnaround was just a coincidence!), it’s nice to return our attention to a league that doesn’t have any problems with that whole business of steroids or HGH. Nope, the NFL is a model for everyone. Yep, let’s get back to a league in which the first question asked after a steroid suspension isn’t, “How will this taint the game for years,” but rather, “How will this affect my team for the next four games.” Yes, it’s time to once again celebrate a league in which the average player size has increased by enormous proportions. Yes, let’s get back to the glory of the NFL, which certainly catches all the cheaters and deals with them swiftly, unlike baseball. Yes, on to the picks:

Cincinnati at San Francisco
Arizona at New Orleans
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Baltimore at Miami
Buffalo at Cleveland
Green Bay at St. Louis
Jacksonville at Pittsburgh
New York Jets at New England
Seattle at Carolina
Tennessee at Kansas City
Indianapolis at Oakland
Detroit at San Diego
Philadelphia at Dallas
Washington at New York Giants
Chicago at Minnesota

Classless headline, courtesy of Stu and the NY Post: “Ike ‘beats’ Tina to death.

McLovin causing problems in Hawaii. Roughkat wonders if the NBA team will be next to get pulled off the shelf.

Fasola-link! In a lively show, “mathemagician” Arthur Benjamin races a team of calculators to figure out 3-digit squares in his head, performs a massive mental calculation, and guesses a few birth days. How does he do it? He’ll be happy to tell you.

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