How to convince absolutely nobody of anything, by Roger Clemens:
1) Instead of holding a press conference, release a statement.
2) Make sure that statement is through your agent, so it contains nothing anybody would really say in real life.
3) Make sure it is not under oath.
4) Have the statement come out several days after the initial report, giving it the feel of a calculated PR move intended to save face at all costs.
5) In the future: Wait for the outrage to die down, never say another word about this, then quietly retire.

What else is up? Florida State! The shame we never knew about a program we always held to the highest standard.

You can bid on a Cheeto shaped like an elephant on eBay. (Thanks to Toonces51 for that).

A nice piece in the prep sports world by Dean Spiros about former Vikings running back Teddy Brown and his hockey playing son, J.T..

We wrote an Adrian Peterson story for the Washington Times. If you’d care to read it, you can find it right here. (Note that it’s two pages; otherwise, it ends rather abruptly).

Um, nice inbounds pass, Eddie Jones.

And, of course, Fasola-link!

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