The Internets: The dog ate the baseball?
Posted on December 20th, 2007 – 2:52 PMBy Michael Rand
We saw this a while ago and then we forgot about it, but it’s pretty amusing: Apparently Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon’s dog ate the ball from the final out of the 2007 World Series. The dog’s name is Boss, which should be the first thing to make George Steinbrenner happy since Abba was putting out solid gold hits.
AZGophergirl sends along this interesting reading material from her neck of the woods. We have no comment about anything pertained within it, but we’re guessing you might.
Why you must be very, very careful in this business.
14 Responses to "The Internets: The dog ate the baseball?"
Ah, yes, wouldn’t expect anything less from the Urinal-World. Yes, that’s what we William Allen White grads called it, what of it?!
/cupcakes
The teacher looks a mite beastly, but most high school males would just kill the lights. Heck (I want to say H.ll, but what the heck) alot of school males might do it with that dog, but I don’t get all the press on these things. Let ‘em knock boots !! It’s a free country, I heard…
Wow, seriously? There are so many stereotypes and jokes in that story that I can’t possibly figure out where to begin. I mean … Gay … PE Teacher … affair with student … softball and golf coach.
Just … wow.
Not one of my high school teachers wanted to have sex with me. Does that say more about my teachers or me?
Not one of my high school teachers wanted to have sex with me. Does that say more about my teachers or me?
This issue was explored with insight, delicacy and compassion by D.L. Roth in his seminal work, Hot for Teacher.
Nathan, I hemmed and hawed about it for five minutes (it’s a slow day here in SEA). Had “Softball coach, you don’t say? Never woulda thunk it in a million years.” Or “With the name Gay, did she ever have to come out of the closet?” But the PC police in Seattle are quick to fish out even intended intentional stereotyping. Some little window popped up on my browser (Microsoft is unbelievable out here with what they can get away with) chiding my thoughts. I really must remember to switch my OS & browser when reading Randball.
But let’s see a pic of the student. She’s got to at least be hot, right? I thought it was by natural order that all lesbian sex is hot, thus, since the student has got to make up for, she must be really hot.
/running Linux and Firefox
^^ …has got A LOT to make up for… ^^
all lesbian sex is hot
Anyone who says differently is just trying to ruin Christmas.
Lipstick lesbians are hot. Alot of the rest are built like Butkus
all lesbian sex is hot
Anyone who says differently is just trying to ruin Christmas.
Do you have a bearskin rug in front of your fireplace (with overhanging stockings and cookies/milk, just for effect) in anticipation of this Christmas present?
Do you also have the song “Battle Star” by Incubus cued up on the stereo?
Come on, Stu, you have to prepare for these things…
Full song title: Battlestar Scratchlactica
In the spirit of Christmas, I offer this nugget of wisdom found in my treasure chest of nuggets of wisdom…
“In the beginning there was nothing
So God said “let there be light”
And then there was light
But there still was nothing but you could see it a lot better”
C3PO an Ellen DeGeneres fan, you don’t say? Never woulda thunk it in a million years.
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