A story about a woman at a Grizzlies game flashing the crowd via the Jumbotron doesn’t need much more help to be funny. But then you watch the Youtube video of the TV report, and you are rewarded with a string of words so amusing that you can’t stop laughing for minutes. Or maybe days. It’s only been minutes so far. We don’t want to ruin it, but here are the words (we ruined it anyway): “The police report says she admitted to flashing the crowd while dancing. The report describes Simpson as a sailing captain, and possibly under the influence of alcohol.”

This story is a Christmas miracle, and we won’t accept any other explanation.

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