First of all, we really have no idea what that image is all about. We’ve even forgotten what the original search was all about. But suffice to say, that if someone got us a Six Meat Buffet for Christmas, even if it was a little late (and we are part of the liberal media agenda), we would be ecstatic, just as long as prime rib and chicken wings were part of that buffet. Glad we got that out of the way. So: How is everybody doing? It was an extremely restful four days for us, with only occasional excursions outside to do some last-minute shopping, get some groceries, take the pug for some romps in the snow and, oh, burn anything unlucky that we might have been wearing at 7:15 p.m. Sunday night. But hey, we can’t be too angry about the Vikings’ stinker. 1) We knew it was going to happen sometime. 2) We didn’t expect them to be relevant at any point this season, so the five-game streak was a nice little bonus. 3) They can still make the playoffs if two reasonable things happen this coming Sunday, though the Packers are again messing everything up by losing to the Bears and giving Dallas nothing to play for vs. Washington. 4) We’ve just been informed that the six meat buffet does, indeed, include wings and prime rib, along with bacon, bbq chicken, lamb kabobs and teriyaki salmon. There will also be garlic fries, tater tots and creamed spinach. We’ll be stopping halfway through for some medical attention, valves, etc., and then continuing on.

Speaking of medical problems, we hurt our back brushing snow off the car yesterday. That’s almost as lame as the NFL not disciplining Nick Barnett for shoving a referee, and also Mike McCarthy’s take on the whole thing. (It was the ref’s fault for unprofessionally separating idiots in the midst of a fracas. We suppose McCarthy thinks a few claps of the hands, followed by the words, “Gentlemen! Gentlemen!” might have sufficed). The whole back thing is definitely not even close to as lame as this business of Roger Clemens’ attorneys launching their own investigation into this steroids business. Yes, while the Mitchell Report had its flaws, we have to imagine the Rusty Hardin Report (that’s a real name) might be just a tad slanted. “Not only did we find no evidence that our client, Roger Clemens, ever used performance-enhancing drugs, but also we found evidence that Roger should have 200 more career wins, is totally awesome and that Curt Schilling is a cheater. Thank you.”
Questions:

1) What’s in your ideal six meat buffet?

2) How did you respond to the events of Sunday the 23rd?

3) Why do liberals need specific last-minute gift ideas?

4) Did you read Kevin Seifert’s Adrian Peterson Sportsperson of the Year story? Because you should.

Fasola-link! Sent at 9:58 p.m., Christmas Eve. That’s dedication, folks.

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