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The Internets: A bitter hair dispute with Erin Andrews

Posted on December 28th, 2007 – 3:15 PM
By Michael Rand

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001bumblebumble.jpg01fiber.jpgStu, known to all humankind as a keen observer of RandBall history and personal care products, passes along this list of five things ESPN’s Erin Andrews won’t leave home without. No. 3 is Bumble and Bumble hair products, which we have to say is a huge disappointment. You might recall that we remain blissfully loyal to Crew Fiber, though Nathan and Sassbottom have tried to bring us to the dark side of B&B. Erin, though, sees it this way: Unfortunately, I’m not like the men I travel with: I can’t use the hotel-provided hair products. Call me girlie, but I can’t leave home without six different Bumble and Bumble products. The good news: They all come in travel sizes. Yep, we could never be one of the men she travels with. We love the hotel shampoo and we dig the Crew.

*Clobber the Wild, get your contract extended.

*Manute Bol heading to Iowa caucus, vows to take on leading contenders 5-on-1 in hoops.

*[Redacted] kids.

*Have you ever wondered what the gametime temperature was for every single Super Bowl ever played? Come to the light, gentle moth. Behold the list!

23 Responses to "The Internets: A bitter hair dispute with Erin Andrews"

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

We love the hotel shampoo and we dig the Crew

Funny, groupies in the 80s said the same thing, except they spelled it “Crue”

And I’m glad that hair products are the reason that you couldn’t be one of the men Erin Andrews travels with. The RBBH should give thanks for hair products and your devotion to them.

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:28 pm

Seriously? I closed my tags!

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

[redacted]!

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:29 pm

Test

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

Okay, I’m closing my tags now. If it doesn’t work, so help me…

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

Arrrrgh!

RandBall says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:31 pm

I fixed it Dave. Calm down.

Toonces51 says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

What is the italic tag? Is it the old simple ? I think I’ve tried and never figured it out. Hopefully I don’t break it now.

RB, from her quote, I think that the fact that you like hotel shampoo means you could be part of the crew she travels with. You just couldn’t be her.

Toonces51 says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:36 pm

Well, I guess that answers that.

Dave MN says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:46 pm

Great. So I threw that computer out the window for nothing…

Coyote says:

December 28th, 2007 at 3:58 pm

I side with Erin Andrews on everything…… EVERYTHING.

jama says:

December 28th, 2007 at 7:32 pm

Agreed

Stu says:

December 28th, 2007 at 8:00 pm

I side with Erin Andrews on everything…… EVERYTHING.

The restraining order says differently.

Nathan says:

December 28th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

I have actually ceased my obsession with the Bumble & Bumble, and have moved on to the
Aveda Men Pure-Formance Grooming Clay.

It’s much lighter than the SumoTech, smells better and leaves less residue in the hair. I’m a big fan. I celebrate their entire catalog.

fasolamatt says:

December 29th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

In the absence of weekend links, here is your LaTroy Hawkins pro-steroids update.

ramon says:

December 29th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

And hit the ball they did, LaTroy. Every time you stepped on the mound. The juicers, the clean ones, the batboys…

What a dip(redacted).

Stu says:

December 30th, 2007 at 5:43 pm

This sucks.

Shifty McShifterson says:

December 30th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

No love for 2003, ramon?!

Jeebus, Johnson! There’s less than six minutes left, you’re down by 21, and you’re dinking it over the middle for four yards?! Then Smoot makes a TD-saving deflection. Punt.

Ugh, Vikes season is all but over except for the knee injuries. Damn Cowboys. This game has been oh so boring to watch. Don’t know why the Cowboys bothered showing up. They didn’t play.

Well, the Straight Cash Homey bandwagon is looking good. That a Lexus? Nice new big “23″ decal on the door. Not so sure about that NASCAR look but I s’pose I can overlook it if the interior is hemp. Ooh, just noticing the shiny silver cowcatcher on the front. That oughta help clear the road all the way through Arizona.

Shifty McShifterson says:

December 30th, 2007 at 6:20 pm

Oh, hi, Stu.

I sure started then sat on that post for awhile. Dork.

jama says:

December 30th, 2007 at 9:54 pm

So which bust should the Bears take in this draft?

I am assuming the Vikings will draft another WR or DE like they have so many times before.

Lattewarrior says:

December 31st, 2007 at 11:33 am

Bumble and Bumble’s Sumotech product is the truth.

Part Time says:

February 4th, 2008 at 3:51 am

Work Part-Time-Earn Full-Time

It is not the amount of hours that you put into a working day as much as the amount of work you put into the hours.Far better to plan your day so that you can maximise your resources,instead of jumping from one task to another and end up doing nothing …