1. Britney. Will this trashy, unfit mother be OK after her standoff with K-Fed and subsequent ride in an ambulance? Will her actions make it taboo once again for young ladies to go around without their underpants?
2. The Arizona women’s hoops team finished a game last night with just two players remaining on the court. Is it really legal to only have two basketball players on the court? And isn’t it rather amazing that it went double-OT? When someone wondered aloud who the opponent was, the natural office wisecrack over here was “the Timberwolves.”  (HT: Deadspin).

3. We’re about to go to a Chinese buffet for lunch that, we’re told, is less than $5.50 and includes a drink. Should we be excited or mortified, and who wants a full report?

4. So, um, who’s going to the Swarm open house tomorrow?

5. No Dakar! The terrorists truly have won.

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