COW votes and Indians
Posted on January 11th, 2008 – 3:13 PMBy Michael Rand
Here’s your gentle reminder that votes for Commenter Of the Week should be received by 4:30 p.m. today. The not so gentle reminder comes in the form of a pillowcase full of old doorknobs cracking you in the sternum. The winner will be notified and given until 9 a.m. Monday to deliver the goods. That said, let’s leave this day a little early with a link from Fasolamatt, whose love of all things Cleveland is legendary. It just so happens his favorite baseball club is demanding some rather unusual things of its fledgling players.
As regular noontime students at the downtown Karma Yoga studio stumbled out of class Friday, they encountered something most of them have never before seen in the studio: men. Lots of them. Recounts one witness: “They were amazingly hot.” Curious, they decided to investigate (by which we mean ogle). That’s when they came across a carefully held state secret. Turns out the Cleveland Indians are engaging in -– gasp! — secret yoga sessions. The men piling into the studio were actually part of the Tribe’s minor league system, there for a mandatory yoga session, which they didn’t seem very happy about.




