We’ll admit it: We’re fairly amused and captivated by what happened at the recent ESPN Mike & Mike Roast, which apparently has led to a one-week suspension for Dana Jacobson (we guess she had it coming, but we also know, in this business, that the truth cannot be controversial). In any event, we also simply love the idea of celebrity roasts in general (the master of the roast: Jeffrey Ross, pictured). It got us to thinking: If there could be a roast of one local sports figure in town, who would you like to see in the big chair, and what would be your best (appropriate for work) one-liner if you got a chance on stage. Remember: the best roasters toe the line without going over it. Except for Jeffrey Ross. He says whatever he wants.

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