Well, you have to hand it to Roger Clemens’ agent: he’s not lazy. He’s released a 49-page, 18,000-word statistical rebuttal in an attempt to refute the Mitchell Report’s claim that Clemens took steroids or HGH a minimum of 16 times between 1998 and 2001, a time frame that roughly coincides with the Rocket’s revival. As we don’t have time to read the whole thing, we’ll boil it down to what we believe to be its essence: “Blah blah blah blah split-fingered fastball.”

*The Orioles might be getting close to trading lefty Erik Bedard to the Mariners, perhaps a bonus for the Twins in their quest to deal Johan Santana seeing as how Bedard wouldn’t be going to one of their three targeted trade partners.

*Apparently some women are hired for Super Bowl parties to stand there and look good. AZGopherGirl passes along this story and suggests we try it at the next Redactular.

*Behold, the Water Cube.

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