Comments on: Yes, that does surprise us about Paris Hilton

By: scagmajor

scagmajor — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 18:44:20 +0000

I’d imagine that Paris’ hockey opponents had no trouble slipping it between the pads.

By: jama

jama — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:21:02 +0000

Well I would assume that Rand would be an independant that way his mascot could be a COW. Who needs elephants and donkeys when you have a COW.

I would guess that his first executive order would be for a couple dozen chicken wings and maybe a pitcher of fat tire.

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:09:51 +0000

…and a no dress day

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:20:56 +0000

fasolamatt: Every Friday will be “No Pants Friday”

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:19:18 +0000

I agree with jama. No more pictures of Kim Kardashian without Reggie Bush.

By: fasolamatt

fasolamatt — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:15:42 +0000

WASHINGTON DC (1-21-17): Newly inaugurated President Michael Rand today issued his first Executive Order today…

Commenters, what would this be?

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 22:10:49 +0000

Speaking of Osama (if the Homeland Insecurity people will let me) reminds me of going to a football game in Fla when I was enrolled there. We were playing Alabama, a team where calling someone a redneck was a real compliment. Anyway, they had this awful repetitive cheer that went like “Go bama bama, go bama mama” that went on for weeks it seemed where justifiable homocide was in order. I hated ‘Bama.

I bring that up now since every time I see an Obama ad (which is whenever I turn on the tv or answer the door) I hear that Go bama bama cheer. I sure hope I don’t launch into that cheer at the caucus tonight, since I think people are on the lookout for me, but I probably shouldn’t talk about that…

By: jama

jama — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:48:51 +0000

I think a certain Chief Commander once said that Osama Bin Laden is hiding under a cave.

Rand you could be the next president of the U.S with statements like that.

Randball: Running for President in 2016

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:45:46 +0000

If a grainy picture is proof of participation in a sport, I’m sending in a pict of my Gold Medal Downhill performance in Calgary. I also played some hockey there as well and was penalized for checking Paris Hilton from behind. No butt as I remember it, but worth the time in the penalty box.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 21:39:19 +0000

I suppose you could be living under a cave. You’d get even worse reception of the E! Network down there…