Coming soon to a stadium near you?
Posted on February 7th, 2008 – 11:17 AMBy Michael Rand
If a woman can’t drink wine from her bra, then the terrorists have already won. Thankfully, some manufacturers have a deep love for America and are thinking only of our freedom. They have produced a product called — and we know you’re going to love this — the Wine Rack. MR passed along this link about the product, which can apparently hold a full bottle of wine. Classier than a beer helmet and sneakier than a flask, this product is destined to be a hit among a generation of 30-something crossover women who love both a good chardonnay and good starting field position. We realize we are opening up the comments for all sorts of trouble (for the second post in a row), but this was too good to pass up.
49 Responses to "Coming soon to a stadium near you?"
must…resist…joke…about…nursing…
Matt
Add …in…Wisconsin… and you are set
Now wouldn’t that either cause the wine to get warm or the nips to get….
Where is the cheese gonna go?
Do they make a Bro version?
Cheese? How do you fit the box in there?
+1, skol
I didn’t notice a place for a straw or even a handwarmer…but “hooter-enhancing”, gotta like that
For the fellas
…and…the…one…about…screwtops…
How do you explain dropping 2 cup sizes at the end of the night?
This continues Women’s false advertising!
Does this mean that it’s now acceptable to stare at a woman’s chest and ask for proof?
It’s not a bro, it’s a manssierre.
Is it one interconnected chamber? Will it look like a “uni-boob”?
If there’s separate chambers, will there be all sorts of unbalanced ladies walking around our favorite sporting arenas with a D on one side and a B on the other?
Randball what does +1 mean?
Holy [redacted]! Did you read these product reviews from the website?
“Bubbly in your jubblies!”
Boing Boing
“Howzabout getting off your face and doubling your chest size simultaneously?”
Londonist.com
“…a perfect way of dodging the queues at festivals and busy pubs…”
Sky News
“…imagine the guy’s face when he clocks any lady wearing one of these - and realises she’s got alcohol on her too.”
The Sun
“…looks, feels and wobbles like the real thing.”
Metro
It means your comment was funny and I award you one commenting point, which has no value and is not transferable for cash.
Oh, cool thank you very much!!
Anything I have ever done has never been transferable for cash.
+1 to randball for explaining the point system.
We are talking about wine bras and all of a sudden we are talking about points. Hmmmmm.
Shoot. Stu, how are we going to send our kids to college if commenting points aren’t transferable for cash?
dano
BRO!!!
No jokes yet about Boof Bonser and long boring days in the bullpen? I’m surprised…
I’m sure if this is a success, a wine jock will next be available although a users man parts diminish throughtout a game may be questionable…
So does this counter act all the complaints about women breast feeding in public…
When these things are full, would a women have to take a turn more slowly or risk a spin out ?
Her: “QUIT LOOKING AT MY CHEST!”
Him: “But it looks so tasty…”
Letting the wine breathe a little might be a spectacle.
Nicely done throughout the thread, Matt. +3.
As for college, Marthaler swears that Arizona schools accept expired Danimals coupons, so that’s the pony I’m betting on.
Is this anything like boxed wine?
Damn, now I need to find a reason to dress in drag…
If my last girlfriend would have had one of these, I probably would have been able to deal with how her mom treated me…eh…then again…
roughkat: that made me laugh. I am 8-years-old.
greatest comment ever:
fasolamatt says:
February 7th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Letting the wine breathe a little might be a spectacle.
Figure skaters couls spin faster wearing Wine Rack bras ….Isaac Newton
“Starting field position” made me chortle. Well done.
might look unusual nursing a full grown male with these
That has to be the most stupid thing I’ve ever seen. Who’s gonna buy one of those for their wife or girlfriend?
Do they only come in black?
If someone gets drunk and wears one of these bazookas to bed, lies on her face (this is getting better) and then gets one half of her superstructure squashed beneath her, is she then in great danger of rolling off the bed ?
My special lady friend says she wants one. I’m not sure if she’s kidding or not. Not only does she read people.com, but she drinks too. Hands off guys, she’s mine.
I’m not sure if you noticed a comment to the Wired article:
“A woman at burning man was sporting a transparent _and_ hoseless version and taking colorful energy drinks to the thirsty masses.”
That might answer your question, Ramon.
Holding only 25 oz, you would think the “classy woman” would put in something more discreet, discreet as in having more knock down power so she doesn’t have to suck on her breasts so very often…I’d suggest a genteel mixed drink like a Long Island Tea and if the Princess finds herself in a rush to get to the game maybe Everclear with a touch of lime. But wine ? That’s for woman who don’t enjoy putzing with their breast and would rather their mate assume that position..
Thirty bucks? What are they thinking? Transparent you say?
I’m gone for a day and this turns into the Boys Like Boobs blog.
AZ, I hate to break it to you, but even if you were here, boys always like boobs. I guess we’re sorta boobs about stuff like that….
Great, now all those pony-tailed, condescending, metrosexuals are going to try to cop-a-feel during the 4th quarter when concessions shuts off the Pinot Noir tapper here in the cheap seats.
Kabber, you have a point except previously all those heterosexual, short or long haired, straight shooting (as in not condescending) mighty males would have tried to cop a feel during the whole game so now you’re limiting all that fun and frolic to only the 4th quarter. Bonus !!!
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