The Fasola-link is going primetime today, having taken us down a path that could only lead to one morning solution: steroids, and plenty of them. You see, it’s not just your favorite athletes — and least-favorite athletes — that are taking performance enhancing drugs. It’s all creatures great and small. To summarize our findings from recent weeks:

*Per Fasolamatt, bulls in the Professional Bull Riders’ competitions will now be tested for steroids.

*Chinese chickens are steroid risks.

*Prison softball players are seeking that edge.

*This is from a while ago, but table tennis anyone? Oh, don’t forget your steroids!

*High schoolers in Illinois will be tested.

You get it. But we’re sure we’ve missed quite a few. So rather than talking about how the Wolves were shellacked again last night, or instead of spending too much time on Clemens this morning, please use your imaginations and either dig up another oddball steroid scandal that we missed, or conjure up one of your own that hasn’t happened yet but just might.

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