Update: Answers now at the bottom of the comments.

It’s back by popular demand. What started as a lark to fill a void turned into an apparently very popular post last week. So let’s do it again. You asked for it, and you’re getting it. That’s what she said. Movie quote Friday. We’ll take you through a brief tour of the news first: Um, that’s a pretty big filing error, wouldn’t you say, Mr. Bonds? Mr. Bonds. Where are you? No, that can’t be you in the picture. Next: Not only does the Wild get a shootout victory in Vancouver, but Brian Rolston gets in a fight for what is reportedly the first time in 13 years. And: The Gophers women’s hoops team won at Penn State for the first time ever and continued to carve out a path toward the NCAA tournament. More: An interesting picture of Brian McNamee. And, just for fun: We’ve apparently been linked to twice from this blog. Thanks, whatever and wherever you are. OK, now we’re going to get to the goods. But we’re going to make you jump for it. Again, that’s what she said.

1. Look, the most glorious rainbow ever!

2. If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. … You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade.

3. Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?

4. When you decide to be something, you can be it. That’s what they don’t tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I’m saying to you is this: when you’re facing a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

5. Do you like Phil Collins? I’ve been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn’t understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual.

6. I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

7. I don’t appreciate your ruse, ma’am. … I beg your pardon? … Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.

8. Your boss is quite a card player, Mr. Kelly; how does he do it? … He cheats.

9. You don’t owe it to yourself man, you owe it to me. ‘Cause tomorrow I’m gonna wake up and I’ll be 50, and I’ll still be doin’ this.

10. He was Vietnamese, so it was spelled “Ph,” but still that’s pretty jarring to see on a drivers license.

Roughkat: Please hold your comments for a while. Everyone else, have at it in the comments. There might be a few tricky ones in there.

Fasola-link! The roof at MSG.

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