The Internets + This day in Spam

Posted on February 20th, 2008 – 3:40 PM
By Michael Rand
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Uni Watch, one of the best blogs ever, has news that former Orioles manager Earl Weaver had a cigarette pouch sewn into his jersey. Nobody let Randy Moss get ahold of that information.

In the Fray examines the role of — and need for — short players in today’s NFL.

The South Carolina Gamecocks are wondering what all the fuss was about.

And, just for fun, a spam e-mail we received today. Sometimes we read these just for the laugh. Here it goes:

*HELLO MY DEAR. MY NAME IS loveth GARBA. I SEEK MY SECOND HALF THAT TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE EACH OTHER WHOLE. I ONLY WANT A SERIOUS AND HONEST RELATIONSHIP. I THINK THAT ALL GOOD RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON TRUST, HONESTY, AND EQUAL RESPECT BETWEEN BOTH MAN AND WOMAN. PLEASE I WANT TO BE YOU FRIEND, I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD GIRL TO YOU AND WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU WITH RESPECT.I AM INTERESTED IN YOU FOR A SERIOUS LOVE RELATIONSHIP. PLEASE IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND CONTACT ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW [redacted] SO THAT I WILL SEND MY PICTURE TO YOU AND TELL YOU A BIT OF MY SELF OK.
I WILL BE WAITING TO READ YOUR MAIL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TODAY. (REMEMBER DISTANCE, COLOUR OR LANGUAGE DOES NOT MATTER BUT LOVE MATTERS ALTO IN LIFE.
THANK’S YOURS loveth*

Sounds like someone has a crush. We’re blushing.

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