The Internets + This day in Spam
Posted on February 20th, 2008 – 3:40 PMBy Michael Rand
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Uni Watch, one of the best blogs ever, has news that former Orioles manager Earl Weaver had a cigarette pouch sewn into his jersey. Nobody let Randy Moss get ahold of that information.
In the Fray examines the role of — and need for — short players in today’s NFL.
The South Carolina Gamecocks are wondering what all the fuss was about.
And, just for fun, a spam e-mail we received today. Sometimes we read these just for the laugh. Here it goes:
*HELLO MY DEAR. MY NAME IS loveth GARBA. I SEEK MY SECOND HALF THAT TOGETHER WE WILL MAKE EACH OTHER WHOLE. I ONLY WANT A SERIOUS AND HONEST RELATIONSHIP. I THINK THAT ALL GOOD RELATIONSHIPS ARE BASED ON TRUST, HONESTY, AND EQUAL RESPECT BETWEEN BOTH MAN AND WOMAN. PLEASE I WANT TO BE YOU FRIEND, I PROMISE TO BE A GOOD GIRL TO YOU AND WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU WITH RESPECT.I AM INTERESTED IN YOU FOR A SERIOUS LOVE RELATIONSHIP. PLEASE IF YOU WOULDN’T MIND CONTACT ON MY PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS BELOW [redacted] SO THAT I WILL SEND MY PICTURE TO YOU AND TELL YOU A BIT OF MY SELF OK.
I WILL BE WAITING TO READ YOUR MAIL AS SOON AS POSSIBLE TODAY. (REMEMBER DISTANCE, COLOUR OR LANGUAGE DOES NOT MATTER BUT LOVE MATTERS ALTO IN LIFE.
THANK’S YOURS loveth*
Sounds like someone has a crush. We’re blushing.
15 Responses to "The Internets + This day in Spam"
Mom?
Spam, or did the Marth send his agonized plea for Peter Forsberg to reconsider to the wrong address?
GAME!!!!
COCKS!!!
GAME!!!
COCKS!!
Go!!
Phers!!!
Nope, not the same.
REMEMBER DISTANCE, COLOUR OR LANGUAGE DOES NOT MATTER BUT LOVE MATTERS ALTO IN LIFE.
THANK’S YOURS loveth*
I find that love matters soprano as well…
Oh yeah, and she spelled “color” wrong. That said, I wonder what her favourite color is?
invisible access vikings commenter.
U R MY DREEM WOMENS!
OH YEH…
FIRE CHILDRESS!!!
Doubtful that it’s an AV commenter. The NFL Combine is right around the corner, and they’re more likely to be crafting a very angry e-mail to Kevin and Judd about the lack of information regarding Calais Campbell’s projected time in the 40.
BIT ME, STU–PID…
FIRE CHILDRESS!!!
So you responded back how?
R U kidding !! Garba wants to make a hole..and promises to be a good girl..sounds like a dream but arrange to meet at Public Health. No sense going off half cocked *
* one of my fav James Bonds lines
