“No. I don’t paint nudes. You misunderstood.”
Posted on February 21st, 2008 – 1:37 PMBy Michael Rand
The world is Tim Patch’s canvas. This has absolutely nothing to do with sports, and some people might find it offensive. But Sassbottom sent it to us, and it’s really the most unbelievable thing we’ve seen in a while, complete with picture. That’s all we know.
34 Responses to "“No. I don’t paint nudes. You misunderstood.”"
Does he have some assistants pull him in on ropes and then flick paint at the canvas?
Is this just a continuation of the Scott Erickson Huntdown? Maybe that’s what the “P” in VORP stands for?
“…who calls himself Pricasso”
Of course he does.
The photo really does need to be seen to be believed.
Man, it just doesn’t get any better than that
Dont you think it would kind of hurt? Like when soap gets in the urethra (I hope I spelled that correctly).
Does he do oils or water colors?
It said he is using canvas does that mean oil paints or can you use water colors/colours on canvas?
I glad it was not a link to a You Tube video.
Is this something that I can open at work?
Stu maybe you can call him Dickalangelo?
Yes you can open it at work.
I’m sure he prefers Richardangelo
Yeah I guees I never thought of that.
Gerald “Cupcake” Green will no longer be upset at the end of the Wolves bench. Now he will be upset at the end of the Rockets bench, he got traded.
Wha’?
Where did you here that Jama? I just looked at NBA.com and did not see it.
It says the Rockets just traded for ex Gopher and Wolf Bobby Jackson.
http://nc.startribune.com/blogs/wolves/?p=72
Trading one expiring contract for another.
Thank you, I like to stay up on trades.
Is Bobby Jackson still a viable point guard or is he just filler at the end of the bench like Green was?
Stu: I would have guessed Pric**kso, but that probably would have been overkill, eh?
He’s going to be their backup. He is replacing a guy that was real successful here, Mike James, who was part of the trade. That makes 4 teams in 2 years for Mikey.
the most unbelievable thing we’ve seen in a while
Could it be a phallusy?
Could it be a phallusy?
Fasolamatt, everybody. Round of applause.
If Green had won the dunk contest, he probably wouldn’t have been traded. Maybe he should have wished for that when blowing out that candle instead of just wishing to get in the Playboy party that night.
fasolamatt
They just had auditions for Last Comic Standing at Acme here in Minneapolis. Did you give them your links?
jama - I can picture it.
Fasolamatt steps on stage and fires up the laptop and projector. Takes a sip of water. Clicks the first link. Waits for laughs. Takes another sip. Clicks again. No laughs… Fasolamatt orders a scotch on the rocks…slams scotch…gets laughs. Clicks on the next link…no laughs…tugs on tie, mops brow…
Sassbottom, now you gave me a new P for my name ! This schtick is as close to a gross out as anything I’ve seen, and I had a guy puke out a car window once and that didn’t bother me much (and I was in back)
Well, I had to try out the technique involved but the only problem I had was I could only paint the top of the canvas..strange phenom
Wow … that paint is cold!
I’m on the computer all day at work, so the last thing I want to do when I’m at open is fire up Compuserve. His wife must really hate him…
I hope the guy doesn’t use turpentine when cleaning his utensil. Do you think the guy is married or would that be double dipping ?
Gosh, that’s such a crazy story Sassbottom. I wonder where in the world you got that????????????
My comment on this story is — why didn’t DiCaprio go with this method of drawing when he drew the girl in Titanic? That would have really given the film the Oscar buzz it was lacking…
Tuna Can: -1
Negative points…
You got served, sucka!
/slams head in door
