Friday (movie quotes) edition: Wha’ Happened?

Posted on February 22nd, 2008 – 8:21 AM
By Michael Rand
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So we could talk about Johan on the cover of SI, the Wolves’ one-point loss to the Spurs, high school state tournament season (we’ll be over at Xcel in a little while for some girls’ hockey action) or various other things. But this is Friday. And that means it is once again time to test your movie knowledge. Complete answers will be posted around noon in the comments.

1. How do you write women so well? … I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.

2. I miss you more than Michael Bay missed the mark, when he made Pearl Harbor. / I miss you more than that movie missed the point, And that’s an awful lot, girl.

3. What a lemon! One minute it’s running like a top, and the next it’s broken down on the side of the road. And I can’t fix a car like this, because I don’t have the tools! And even if I did have the tools I don’t know if I could fix a car like this!

4. I’ve about got another 500 quid here. Why don’t I just give you all this money, and you tell me what your real name is, Alice. …
I promise. Thank you. My real name is plain Jane Jones.

5. So, as just a guy who gave another guy a sandwich, you have any philosophical tips or anything, for a guy on a-kind of- road trip?

6. Billy, I have four words for you: “Listen to the Woman.”

7. Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me. But, until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my daughter’s wedding day.

8. And there is the account of the hanging of three men, and a scuba diver, and a suicide. There are stories of coincidence and chance, of intersections and strange things told, and which is which and who only knows? And we generally say, “Well, if that was in a movie, I wouldn’t believe it.”

9. Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.

10. It’s probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?

Fasola-link! Summer in Antarctica.

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