Those of you who have become regular devotees of this new weekly feature have probably noticed an ongoing theme in the comments with Ty Webb. Well, the good sir has stepped up to the plate this week to offer 10 quotes. We have to say we’re pretty impressed, even if “50 First Dates” is nowhere to be found. [By the way, those are not our movies in the picture; we just found that image. Seriously, who has two copies of Kung Fu Hustle? Just wanted to make that clear.] Since there was no COW awarded this past week, consider Ty Webb the unofficial Commenter Of the Week for the week that ended Monday; but do get your votes in for this week’s COW. For now, there are far more pleasant things to talk about than the Wild’s slide or Brett Favre. Ty, take it away:

I am eagerly awaiting the posting tomorrow morning featuring the quotes from your favorite Chick Flicks. If you decide that you simply cannot narrow down your favorite quotes from Terms of Endearment and Kramer vs. Kramer, please feel free to use the quotes listed below. These quotes are all from comedies that men enjoy. They are definitely not the most popular quotes from the movies in question, but they are gems that people sometimes forget about. I have included the name of the movie, the actor, the role being played, and the situation in which the quote was spoken. [Proprietor note: These will be published later].

1. You see, we were headed down to the bingo parlor at the YMCA, and the directions got all fouled up there …

2. Put your head back on Spanish! And shake your tail, you’re better than that.

3. How about a Fresca?

4. You’re real nice. If I didn’t have puke breath, I’d kiss you.

5. The time has come for someone to put their foot down. And that foot is me.

6. Tanqueray and Tab and keep ‘em comin’.

7. Can I help you with the Kool-Aid, Vicki … please?

8. Richard, who was your favorite Little Rascal? Was it Alfalfa? Or was it Spanky? Sinner.

9. Who can say “meow” the most? You guys are real crazy, hey look out for these guys.

10. You shoot off a guy’s head with his pants down, believe me, Texas ain’t the place you want to get caught.

And, finally, Fasola-link! Snowflakes: delicious but deadly?

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