You really jarred something loose, Tiger
Posted on March 17th, 2008 – 2:57 PMBy Michael Rand
In case you didn’t notice, Tiger Woods won again over the weekend — once again, in absurd fashion. This time, it was a 25-foot birdie putt on the final hole, capping a huge rally for a victory. That brings us to our question of the day: All of us are presumably good at something. We all have a forte, as absurd as said forte might be. The question: If you had to pick one competition in this world to go mano-a-mano against Tiger Woods, what would it be? Seriously, what is the one thing in which you could defeat the most clutch, cut-throat, intimidating competitor of our generation?
17 Responses to "You really jarred something loose, Tiger"
I would destroy Tiger in a Beer Mile.
Cryptic crosswords.
Semi-anonymous internet commentary. Good luck getting picked up by the LA Times, Eldrick. Loser.
I would destroy him in Tiger Woods Golf 2006.
Wordsmithing.
Also, my hairline is *way* better.
I’d challenge him to a love making contest with his wife. Even if I lose I win. Oh yeah I’d demand to go first.
Have you seen the South Park where Stan’s Dad and Bono are in competition? Yeah, think along those lines…
Warcraft.
I think it should be mandatory to post that picture once per week. Classic!!!
What super rookie said.
Fasola singing.
Wait… I may be getting me confused with someone else.
I’d also bet that I’m better at giving high-fives than him…and his caddy.
It appears there’s a new linkon Rand’s blogroll where you can find pictures of kids eating giant donuts and recommendations of horrible, horrible music.
Stu is hereby invited to suck one. Have a great day, everybody.
It’s Jon’s nightmare… He had a heart attack Sunday night, died and returned to earth as a sleep deprived statistician from Cleveland.
All of our readers at United Theological Seminary; see you tomorrow at 1130 chapel.
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