Tiger Woods and his $65 million home … not!
Posted on March 18th, 2008 – 1:50 PMBy Michael Rand
Update: In an attempt to appease fans of that picture (Jama), Tiger Woods (Sassbottom) and obscene wealth (Stu), we bring you news that Tiger Woods has not, in fact, bought a house for $65 million. Le Tigre has purchased a mansion in the Hamptons for a cool $65 million. He already has a $40 million home in Florida; Woods appears determined to pull the housing market out of this downward spiral all on his own. For those of you not familiar with Woods, he is a terrific golfer. He also happens to have a lovely wife and child. What we don’t know, however, is how good he is at cryptic crosswords, Beer Miles and other such endeavors. We suggest he doesn’t place any wagers on such things with any RandBall commenters. (Thanks to Sassbottom for following this story and helping with the fix. Sounds as though the NY Post got burned).


